Amber Bouman

Editor, Product Roundups at @Reviewed. Twin mom, off-grid/rural living. I use too many GIFs and I really, really like podcasts.

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Status: still screaming on the inside.

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@StephenKing @StephenKing do you need me to send you a letter? I can have Snail deliver it.

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@clhubes omg the way my 4y.o. just walked up, saw this and went ‘oh! What’s that?!’

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I don’t know if I’m a great parent parent, or a terrible one but I do know if you tell either of my kids that they’re acting suspicious they will immediately start chanting “don’t be suspicious”

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I can’t help but feel like @fitbit sleep algorithms could use some work. My sleep score today is 86 (bc I got 6 hours and 50 mins of sleep?), but apparently did not take into account the 5 times I was woken up or that I never got more than 2 consecutive hours of sleep.

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Some toddlers beg for a bedtime story. My son begs for Heart’s “Barracuda.”

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Name a movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

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@womensart1 is literally one of the only reasons I keep this account

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From artist Helga Stentzel's 'clothesline animals' series
#Monday #WomensArt

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@mychal3ts Grey tabbies ftw

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@TheBloggess Mychal is just the best.

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@stonespiral The book is also an excellent experience

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I actually think about him all the time.

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@ScottLaudati The library.

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Me, realizing the reason people in zombie shows always make such bad decisions is because everyone is suddenly off their meds.

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Just tried to wake up my daughter from a nap and she softly whispered “nooo” with her eyes shut, and girl, that is my whole mood.

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Just told my daughter I admire her ability to be more contrary with each passing day and she said “I can’t” which should tell you a lot about what it’s like to live with toddlers.

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Sometimes, as a parent, I’m amazed at how fast the days go by and then I remember that it once took me 37 minutes to get both my kids ready to go outside. In. Our. Front. Yard.

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@HillaryMonahan Those are some quality toe tuffs to boot

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@stonespiral Hi friend, gotta share the good ya know?

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This account is one of the few reasons I stay here. I want to look at this painting for a long time.

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Storm Over The Irish Sea, 2022 by Welsh land and seascape painter Sarah Evans #WomensArt

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My daughter was petulantly yelling “No!” during a tantrum and my partner just said “But Meegan your jacket!” And it’s been 15 minutes and I am still snort laughing.

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