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[Kerrcraft @DamianKerr10]

#LesbianNana

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@urbanponds101 Yes!

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@CrowMo99 @TheSimonEvansX JoB only has an audio cameo - and there's no honey covering - but I haven't had an excuse to post this in ages so I'll take this tenuous one

[TheSimonEvansX @TheSimonEvansX]

As some of you may know, my former account @TheSimonEvans has been hacked.

While pursuing this case, I am going to trade under this name for the time being.

Please do follow and RT! And ideally, QT to complain to @X. 🙏

I *do* want my history, archive and followers back!

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@moanaparte Try telling that to Mike Graham

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A nice day out in Hebden Bridge, 2017 https://t.co/2awaYTUT3c via @YouTube

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

Wow

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@VintageMrHobbes Excellent use of an accent over the fourteenth letter. That really elevated it for me

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@James58386902 @CageFooName I can arrange if you do!

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@VintageMrHobbes @CageFooName Almost verbatim what Peter Hitchens commented in a DM to me

[Kerrcraft @DamianKerr10]

@CageFooName Thank you! If I revisit him I’ll add a bicycle and maybe a beard

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@Halalcoholism I’ve fallen into the same trap. Just don’t let it get as far as it has with me or you’ll end up scouring YouTube to find performances with the most egregious affectations (anger, coughing, head-rubbing tic)

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@Misanfrog @DavidPGCSE @PigeonFeatherz I didn’t get your reference so looked it up. Just want to confirm I don’t find JM “superlatively doable”. It’s after 6pm, please consider this is prime time for sowing the seeds for night terrors!

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@DavidPGCSE I’ve trawled my archives but can’t find anything else even vaguely ridiculous he’s ever said, so you win

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@DavidPGCSE I even tried rephrasing it as the original way I put it sounds even more suggestive! Now I’m worried that I’m secretly repressing the urge to slide into his DMs

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Happy (still just about) birthday, Ron Geesin @RonGeesin @pinkfloyd @frasergeesin

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“Maybe next time”

[Gareth Roberts @OldRoberts953]

The first half of entries in Middle Class Holes - my guide to the Most Awful Semi-Posh People In Britain - are now collected in paperback book form!

Order here - https://t.co/KWs1nPnJJe

[Kerrcraft @DamianKerr10]

@OldRoberts953 Ordered - looking forward to this!