Madeline

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Madeline @Damianoyes]

Todays Generation - "omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone

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Instead of joining sports teams, hoes be joining Twerk Teams.

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Me: Babe, are you jealous? Her: No. Me: Are you sure? Her: Yes. Me: Kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT HOE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!

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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

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"You tweet too much." Bitch, you breathe too much.

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Don't give me mix signals, just keep it real

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#HighSchoolMadeMeRealize That i wasted a lot of time on people who didn't care about me

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ATTENTION: Unless you know the whole situation... keep your mouth shut..

[Madeline @Damianoyes]

Do you ever listen to a story and think, lie, lie, lie, lie

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This girl tweeted "Brb Gonna Take A Shower", 2 minutes later she says "Back" ...HOE GET YO NASTY ASS BACK IN THAT SHOWER!

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Shut it Hoe

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I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's been under more sheets than the KKK

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Walks in Subway : "I'd like a $5 dollar footlong"....."That'll be 7.55"....."Bitch what?

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Don't call my phone and ask "who is this" ...HOE You called my phone !!

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High school changes people.

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#QuestionsIHateBeingAsked "Can i see your phone?" NO bitch!! Get your own damn phone!!

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If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.

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Hoes be like #ICantLiveWithout him <3.. Bitch please, you know you're single.

[Madeline @Damianoyes]

You say long hair don't care, you mean long weave don't believe.