Damion M

mak ♡

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!
WHY DO Y’ALL LET FAST FOOD PLAY YOU LIKE THIS?

Big Crispy Chicken Sandwich 3 for Me with fries, BOTTOMLESS chips and salsa and UNLIMITED drink for $10.99, only at Chili's.

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

there are two types of people. one that cares about food safety and refuses to touch anything that has been in the fridge for more than two days and one that will eat expired yogurt as long as it smells fine. they marry each other.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Howdy!🤠

[Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON]

Must be incorrect. Pentagon has always been Cero Miedo,

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[🕸️ @recreatings]

someone tell James Gunn we have a generational Reverse Flash casting right here

[Damion M @DamionM38]

@Fat_Electrician I think people who do this don’t know when it’s their turn to go

[masha @masha_slp]

I’m trying to have a good time despite knowing facts and information

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[K @iiamkrshn]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

When you’re suddenly in a good mood and somehow become an extrovert for an hour

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Earth @earthcurated]

There’s no wealth on Earth—no oil, no gold, no fortune—that compares to the value of bees, forests, and clean water.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Wednesday

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

on my way to do exactly what I want after asking 10 people for their opinion.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I’m sorry, but the whole “income must be 3x rent,” but rent is $1k-3k a month??? Who tf is out here getting paid $70 an hour???