Jay

you have lost and the horse has won ✌

[Jay @DammitHammond]

I just came to say I am so proud to be Polish right now. Slava Ukraini!
And now excuse me, as I'm off to help with the evacuation of Ukrainian horses

[Jay @DammitHammond]

Okay so I'm beginning to think he actually is not

[Jay @DammitHammond]

Just wanna let you know that I found my Joe Alwyn and this time it's for real! I know I've said it so many times already but I'm as serious as I can be 😅😂

[Jay @DammitHammond]

I can't even begin to explain how much has happened over the last 7 months

[Jay @DammitHammond]

Wtf are these new features, so much has changed on here

[Jay @DammitHammond]

Damn it's been a while

[Jay @DammitHammond]

Okay great

[cassy @callmebycassy]

swifties who can't decode the vault tracks:

[Jay @DammitHammond]

Okay so is it decoded yet?

[Jay @DammitHammond]

Okay I'm just gonna sit here and wait until y'all decode that shit

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

*presses post*
*cackles maniacally*

Level: casually cruel in the name of being honest

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

woman: aw he’s so cute

me: thanks he’s a rescue

my boyfriend: stop telling people that

[vale | girl so in love…? @dejavuswft]

still hurts how james says "summer thing" and augustine "summer love" bye

[tushar @reputushion]

happy 5 year anniversary to kim kardashian foolishly thinking she ‘’cAnCelLed’’ taylor swift lol

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s been 1 year since we escaped the real world together and imagined ourselves someplace simpler. With tall trees & salt air. Where you can wear lace nightgowns that make you look like a Victorian ghost & no one will side eye you cause no one is around https://t.co/4Gfmh9hXDs

[On Her Turf @OnHerTurf]

The secret to @emmaweyant's Olympic silver medal 🥈?

@taylorswift13

[Jay @DammitHammond]

Finally

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

We made a show for you!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

The first of my news announcements this week is….