Tracy with the Tea

Parent to my parents, sister to my sister

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#lifeprotip use random old snaps to your besties as your dating profile pic to find someone with your sense of humor

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I just asked a 42 year old man how he feels about kiddie cocktails

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@melissamccarthy hey bestie, where did you get your coveralls from tonight's Great Giveback? They're super cute!

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Mom: I've always hated wrinkled clothes. I was ironing my clothes back in sixth grade.
Me: ...so you're saying mental illness runs in the family 😂

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Me: I got a new tattoo.
Mom: You couldn't go for your CDL?

@LucyJKitsHolly really is the preferred daughter

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New year, new antidepressants! 🎉

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In addition to The Rock, I've realized that I'm also in love with Cary Elwes and now I'm very confused as to what my "type" is

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I just realized that 17 year old me would think 33 year old me is so cool. I have my own car, paid for (and still owe for) my education, a few tattoos, and two-colored hair

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Celebrating daylight savings time a couple hours early just so I can pretend I'm going to bed at a decent time for once

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Becoming an adult means you can finally get a pet. Being an adult is recognizing that just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD.

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We’re talking about RANGE ??? And no one mentioned MATTHEW FUCKING LILLARD ??

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I firmly believe that finding the Claudia Saunders Dinner House might be the biggest success of my life

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@Arce_009 Seems to be okay today. I googled it and turns out my phone is water resistant 😁

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Tonight I learned that I will 100% not hesitate to grab my phone out of the toilet, then yeet it into the sink to wash it. Waiting for it to dry out....

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Also, can't believe it took almost 20 years for me to drop my phone in the toilet 😅

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@Arce_009 Probably the battery - it was almost 11 before I realize it wasn't 845

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Time stopped on my phone today and I lost 2 hours 😱😬

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@Arce_009 No idea, the clock just stopped for a while 🤷🏻‍♀️ guess I'm just bad with clocks lol

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I can only say "I'm not a fan of chocolate cake but that's pretty good" so maybe times before I realize that I might be a fan of chocolate cake

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Does anyone else ever look back and old tweets and remember how funny you are?