Who_Invited_Joe?

Sometimes I tell jokes and other times I tell crude and graphically specific short stories.

[Who_Invited_Joe? @DammitJoeWhy]

Let us not forget that in the movie Chronicle, the guy got laid from doing magic

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When Mohamed Atta was training for September 11th, he had to have missed the towers at least once or twice in the flight sim right?

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Only in Florida do you see someone wearing a hajib only for their whole body to come into frame and they’re actually wearing a fucking Spider-Man costume

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@muheediva01 Go to the library and watch porn

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Gentlemen…Dani from the Love on the Spectrum….Gentlemen….

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I’m eatin burgers by the two and dippin my balls in worcestershire sauce

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Never open the door for a bitch who just wearin tennis shoes

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@versifier146 @ajitcodes Bot

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@garyowencomedy Kevin basically hosted so ya know….

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@luisjgomez @GordoPesaro Ever worried that you and Jay will run out of stories?

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Im convincing my wife that local police have access to tactical nukes

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@JoeListComedy At least the linebackers would play a lot harder knowing they could hit a woman and stay in the league

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@luisjgomez “RattleSkank” tour

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Things that were said to me this morning: “I’m not gonna jerk you off while you pet the cat”

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@luisjgomez @grok Michael Pena would be all 5 Mexicans fs

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Behind every comedian is a girlfriend who’s pissed off that he’s at a mic tn

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They should rename 5 Below to “Little Puerto Rico”

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Somebody get this tf off stage….

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@pthepan3 You don’t think that’s his actual name right…..

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@josiesjuicyy Dis u?