TMI Tommy™️

My creativity is like a fart, if I don’t let it out I’ll shit my pants. @stephb209 is my ride and possibly die. Fuck Kyle.

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@DrewStubbmuffin The only way to manage a sloppy Joe with cheese properly is to use government cheese. #Fact

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

Another @DoorDash order with half my shit missing. I’m so sick of it. I hope my driver Doug enjoyed it. Fat fuck! 🖕🏻👴🏻🖕🏻

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

I’m won’t be using this account anymore probably. Find me on blue sky.

@btupinit.bsky.social

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@anachuu_cos hi

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@FRG_Nebula_ @BigShambowski @Loudwire also why hate on a motivational story? I don't even listen to the dude but I loved reading that!

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@lilgreenkc It gets tiring when assholes always have to tear people down. They're really grasping with this shit. I'm sick of his bitter exes coming out of the woodwork too. The bitches are just mad they missed out on the NFL payday. I'm glad Taylor is a fucking billionaire.

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@TheBrohioan @KODIACK7 @Laddiemorse As a fellow Ohioan I gotta say HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING ICE FLORIDA HAHAHAHAHAHA

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@NoLogsNoCrime Touché.

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@EddietheGreat84 WHAT THE FUCK?!?

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@MewWasHere That’s soooo 2014.

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@AreYouDrunkish Hahaha I didn’t catch the title in the snap!! Love you homie!!

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@Blacklit101 what the fuck?!?!?

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@anachuu_cos Hiiiiiiiiii!

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@rubeusharley I gave up giving a shit about traditional thanksgiving years ago and let my kids pick. Tomorrow we’ll be having a pork loin, bean dip, and green bean casserole. 🤣

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@TheRyRob24 😭😭😭

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@NoLogsNoCrime Your micro peen leaves plenty of room in your front.

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@andiebillings Mine was bigtommy2k1. Same as my first @ here and my email for the last 20 years or so. For a creative person I’m not very creative on shit like that. 🤣

[TMI Tommy™️ @DammitTurnip]

@krassenstein They’d end up taking me off the plane and charging me with assault for beating the shit out of that dude.