Damn Bears

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time. Sheep go to heaven; goats go to hell. - Cake

[Phoenix Insurgent @PhxInsurgent]

The sane man looks crazy only because we live in a world gone mad.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

It’s true. They are very polite

[boiled angel @eliseplease]

making my eyes squirt (crying)

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

In Finland, charging fees for tuition is illegal, which means rich kids have to mix with normal kids. That means rich families had to make sure the schools their children attended were good, which in turn prompted the wealthy to invest in public education.
Finland, take a bow.

[boiled angel @eliseplease]

when I heard bugs bunny say “ain’t I a stinker?” for the first time as a child, it changed me fundamentally as a person

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Conservatives are the only ones holding society back from creating a beautiful world that we can all enjoy. They're literally the reason we all can't have nice things.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Turns out some of those pesky regulations people love to complain about are actually necessary and keep us safe from explosive lava butt

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

At this point "Abolish ICE" is setting the bar way too low, "Punish ICE" establishes a much better baseline going forward

[dead domain @DomainDead]

This movie unironically whips because instead of trying to be a gritty recreation of 90s hacking, it now serves as a time capsule to an almost magical techno-fantasy of pre Y2K cyber-optimism.

A beautiful cyberpunk escapism bedtime story compared to the world we got.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Close to a year ago, I flagged that the White House had classified IUDs, birth control pills & hormonal implants as "abortifacient birth control." The news was buried six paragraphs into a NYT story—and wasn't mentioned in the headline or social promo

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Dementia patients do best when kept in highly familiar environments.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If this isn't the projection of someone insecure about his own masculinity, I don't know what is.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

wow. handsome, successful guy. beautiful girlfriend. everyone on twitter must be so happy for him