Danitza

I’m hungry.. $danicaxes

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

I’m kinda tired of being poor 🥲

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@RossTuckerNFL The horse literally said “not today “

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I love @BurgerKing 🤭

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

Update: My bf sent me a recording.. he said “guess who I just found?!” then I heard a faint meow 😭😭😭 literally almost had a break down at work..

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

My supervisor: “how was your weekend?” 🙂

Me: *busting into tears because my cat has been missing for less then 8hrs* 😭

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@HollieTheNerd @SheRatesDogs Agreed.. to me this seems like someone who’s dated a few times, usually is the one who gets dumped & is frustrated by the lack of social and romantic intimacy.. so they figure this is the best way to approach the situation is to be “blunt”

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@ShadyShadae tbh I never really liked Carly 😒

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@ShadowDrifter15 @luv_nvrdies @lilkeezyx That last part ✨

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

When you’ve been working for a company for almost 2 months and they still haven’t fixed your pay..

I ain’t worried about it.. just run me my money before Christmas 🎄

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@faiththegemini Every day

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

When you’re phones cut off but you just got paid so you try to pay at least half the bill to get it turned back on but accidentally pay the WHOLE $500 instead.. 😩 I don’t even be calling people like that..

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@shirtsthtgohard His type 😂

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@TheFigen & that’s when I knew I fucked up 😹

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@ariellsingh They’re in the wine section at the grocery store & sitting right next to you at the nail salon..

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@Rollitupk That’s when she becomes your ex and goes to sleep in someone else’s bed 😂

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@Happydog___ Bad Job Human 👎🏾

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@stuckonhoneyy @shootersshootp I get what you’re saying & totally agree.. but would the dad have recorded this the topless man if he was by himself?

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@shootersshootp More like the life of a weirdo.. I’m assuming the dad has never seen a women topless in public but it’s just weird that he would have his son ( who clearly was like whatever about it ) stand awkwardly near them so he could film her..

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

I already have a hard time finding my phone.. I’m good 😅 https://t.co/P9tsAWyr4e

[Danitza @DamnDanitza]

@damon_gentle @LSDFridge This is actually pretty common in Hispanic/ Latin culture 🤷🏽‍♀️