Damn, Girl

Unsolicited advice about shit you didn't know you were doing wrong.

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

The way I see it, either the Christmas tree comes down today or it becomes a festive lamp until Halloween...
#adulting #NewYears2021 #decor #true

[Lisa Arends @stilllearning2b]

Is it time for you to make a change? https://t.co/hg4sPyGvev

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

Christmassy is actually a word https://t.co/TEnXQwizJH
#blogger
#traditions
#family

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

It's my first time sending out #Christmas cards...Am I? Am I doing this right?

#Blogmas
#AdultingAndStuff
#christmascards

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

I'm a new #homeowner but I've never had to hammer on the outside of my house for exactly 10 minutes,16 times a year, at sunrise. Is my #house going to inexplicably fall down one day and everyone will be like “Oh no! Did you forget your 10 minutes of sunrise hammering?!"

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

@nboyes22 @SeeingRedNE @Jean_Stothert @GovRicketts My mother- in-law lives in #Omaha and returned from her trip to Florida two days ago with a cough and fever. She has been dining out and shopping all over omaha without a #mask. Might I also add that she is a school teacher and has been buying things for her classroom...

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

2020: The year we finally learn that white women are the fucking devil.
#finally #worst #theentiretime #news

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

@tombeingtom I loved this, Tom.

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

Having a hard time with the concept of White Privilege?

https://t.co/tSSXdoQRO9

#BlackLivesMatter #GoergeFloyd #WhitePrivilege #BLMprotest #RacismInAmerica

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

@realDonaldTrump Go. Fuck. Yourself.

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

White people: If you are looking for a place to start supporting #blacklives, start with feeling queasy over the disgusting way that #goergefloyd was murdered. The way that POC are treated in this country should move your viscera. #BlackLivesMatter #feel

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

This weeks post takes a look at #excuses and it's not what you think https://t.co/pxiy9hR6W4 #motivation #mentalhealth #blog #blogger #funny #bloggerlife #lifestyle #spirit #nike #goals

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

This weeks post is up! It's that time....of the month #period #menstrualhealth #blogger #pms #menstruation #PCOS #endometriosis #health
https://t.co/LnBpjrW1f4

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

DGGYST wants to know: Who is bothering you most during quarantine? https://t.co/EztQxGF2IS

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

Girl in WholeFoods reaches across me to grab a can of beans.
Me: Wow, yea, we are frenching now.
Girl: What?
Me: Frenching. French kissing. We french now.
Girl: What?
Me: Lets roll those dice
Girl: What?
Me: 6 FEET OR FRENCHING: YOU CHOOSE!
#QuarantineLife
#cornteen

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

@SamanthaDee22 I am rereading your book in quarentine

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

I invented a new drink: The Red Delicious-tini. It's just an apple martini diluted in 6 cups of room temperature tap water #QuarentineLife #Isolation

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

Dirty Talk Week One #Quarantine

Husband: Ohh baby, I've got you all to myself from sun up to sundown
Me: Honey, that's not enough time at all

Dirty Talk Week Three of Quarantine

Me: My yoga mat is dirty
Husband: You're my dirty little yoga mat
Me: Please stop talking so loudly

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

My husband and I had a competition the other night to list all the breakfast cereals we could think of. We were like 50 cereals in and I said “Life” and he said “Cinnamon Life” and in that moment, I was ready to file for divorce. #isolation #QuarentineLife

[Damn, Girl @DamnGirlGYST]

Damn girl poking her head out of isolationand giving you some advice on how to decorate...like a witch, cause why not. #witch #spooky #blogger #decorate https://t.co/KxpGBIVflp