JA

Too good to be true 💯❤️.

I am not a creator. I only have premium because I want to type longer tweets.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

🧵 I spent days tracking and analyzing every major terrorist attack and bandit raid in Nigeria from January to May 2026. The data is staggering. Here is the documented timeline of what has actually happened across the country this year: 👇

📅 January 2026
Dec 31 (2025) / Jan 1: Bum village, Jos South LGA, Plateau State
💥 Late-night raid by suspected Fulani militants on a Christian community.
📊 7–9 killed, houses burned down.
Jan 1: Akunza-Ashigye community (near Assakio), Lafia East, Nasarawa State
💥 Herder attack stemming from land and farmer-pastoralist tensions.
📊 4 killed, 45+ injured.
Jan 3: Kasuwan Daji, Borgu LGA, Niger State
💥 Coordinated market raid by heavily armed bandits near the Kainji Forest reserve.
📊 57 abducted, local stores looted.
Jan 4: Near Damasak, Borno State
💥 ISWAP IED attack targeting a moving military convoy.
📊 8 soldiers killed.
Jan 7: Jos South & Riyom LGAs, Plateau State
💥 Coordinated ambushes and retaliatory raids between local youths and herders.
📊 5+ killed (including 2 Fulani youths and 3 residents from Jol/Gero communities).
Jan 8: Foron/Gero axis, Jos South / Barkin Ladi, Plateau State
💥 Armed assault targeting rural farmers.
📊 6 farmers killed.
Jan 11: Monguno town, Borno State
💥 Nighttime urban infiltration by ISWAP militants.
📊 1 Civilian Joint Task Force (CJTF) auxiliary member executed.
Jan 16: Madagali, Adamawa State
💥 Infiltration attempt and armed assault trying to overrun a local military outpost.
📊 Casualty figures unverified.
Jan 18: Kurmin Wali village, Kajuru LGA, Kaduna State
💥 Large-scale sectarian mass kidnapping across three churches during Sunday morning services.
📊 166 congregants abducted (later released following local negotiations).
Jan 23: Gakok mining site, Jos South, Plateau State
💥 Sudden armed raid on a local mining site by suspected Fulani militants.
📊 7 youths/miners killed.

📅 February 2026
Feb 3: Tafoki Ward (Doma A & B), Faskari LGA, Katsina State
💥 Coordinated daytime village assault following the collapse of a local truce.
📊 24 killed, homes, shops, and vehicles burned.
Feb 3: Abande community, Kwande LGA, Benue State
💥 Market-day raid by suspected Fulani militia elements.
📊 17 killed (including a Mobile Police Force Unit Commander), millions of Naira plundered.
Feb 3–4: Woro & Nuku villages, Kaiama LGA, Kwara State
💥 Massive ideological massacre by a Boko Haram cell (Sadiku faction/Bakura Doro). Route blockades, door-to-door executions, and a fake mosque call to prayer were used to lure out survivors.
📊 200+ killed, 38–176 women and children abducted, 17,000 residents displaced across state lines and into Benin Republic.
Feb 14: Tunga-Makeri, Konkoso, & Pissa villages, Borgu LGA, Niger State
💥 Motorized dawn raids by over 200 motorcycled Boko Haram (JAS) militants.
📊 56 killed (mostly men/boys), 176+ women and children abducted, police station set ablaze.
Feb 18 & 22: Zurmi & Anka LGAs, Zamfara State
💥 Armed bandit assaults on the Gidan Dan Tani and Dutsin Dan Ajiya communities.
📊 24 killed, 55 injured, 2,710 residents displaced.
Feb 19: Anka & Tsafe LGAs, Zamfara State
💥 Dual coordinated mass kidnappings executed within the same 24-hour window.
📊 92 abducted (42 from Anka, 50 from Tsafe).
Feb 21: Multiple LGAs, Zamfara State
💥 Simultaneous bandit raids targeting several rural farming communities.
📊 50+ killed, dozens of women and children abducted.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@John91979398406 @vult_dues Who was trying to have a conversation with you in the first place? A Moselem disguising as a Christian cannot be reasoned with.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

Spoken like a true useful idiot. Imagine sitting in the comfort of a free, secular country while cheering on an Islamists that would completely erase every single freedom you enjoy if they ever got the chance.

They aren't heroes standing up to anything they are religious extremists funded by Iran to destabilize the world, oppress their own people, and wipe out anyone who doesn't conform to their ideology. It takes a special kind of delusion to romanticize group that actively despises Western liberal values, democracy, and basic human rights. You're literally cheering on the very people who would view you as nothing more than a disposable tool.

Israel is actually doing the entire world a massive favor right now. They are single-handedly taking on and dismantling the exact same Islamists. You shall continue to cry about it.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@BabyVaso @BasedZo0mer @MAGA__Patriot I love how you ignore the evidence, and go on to make vague claims. Because nothing is gonna get in the way of you sucking Islamic dick 😍🤩

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

You support a failure, a foolish senile old buffoon who has no business leading 200M mostly young Nigerians. You can never win in this life because you identify with failure. You're a brainless tribal bigot who defends failure because it is packaged with tribe. Success will always contradict you in this life. Keep sucking the dick of a failure 🤡🤡

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Omo, women wicked. Why you go born Tinubu? 💔😭

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@MAGA__Patriot Democrats and liberals are so stupid. They hate trump so much that they'd rather align with Islamic terrorists who would take their lives in a heartbeat if the opportunity ever presented itself.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@BasedZo0mer @BabyVaso @MAGA__Patriot Not even a Christian but you're wrong. Muslims always want to kill Christians and other non-Muslims. They don't act on it only because they don't have the opportunity yet.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@BabyVaso @MAGA__Patriot Leftists are so brainlëss. They say it themselves, they act on it, but you want to believe a lie so badly because you hate your country. Go suck on some ïslamic dick bïtch.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@ChiOgbaegbe @OzorNdiOzor Wrong. Aba did not face the level of terror and impunity the Fulani have meted out upon Nigeria. This is unprecedented.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@talkYourShiiii @influnx @yikesventures @iamnasboi See Catarrh. See as you dey defend failure 🤣. More verbal diarrhea from a foolish person. Put together two coherent sentences and stop disgusting me with your low IQ.

[Joice🤍🇧🇪 @Joiceoflagos]

The whole 3million followers.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@Takeite75461203 @vult_dues The only reason for the growth is because Muslims breed like pigs.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@vult_dues Facts. The lïes cannot stay unhidden anymore. That's why they scramble do deflect to Jews and Christianity when their atrocities are brought up. An immoral religion that depends on lies to stay alive.

[Dues vult @vult_dues]

The worst thing to happen to Islam

Is and was the internet

[Oluwakemi Oyefeso @i_am_agbeke]

Chaiiii
These people are horrible!!!!

[Obidient 4 Life @AndrewOkere]

This should be posted on all platforms and WhatsApp groups.
May be things will change for better.

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@talkYourShiiii @influnx @yikesventures @iamnasboi I can smell your low IQ from here 😂😂

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@X1x6x3x7x9 They banged Muhammad 😂🤣🤣

https://t.co/lxTy6FD2qN

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

Look at your shallow Islamic brain strggling with this 🤣😂😂. You're so conditioned to whataboutism that you can't actually engage with anything I say. Instead of addressing the point, you immediately fall back on the same deflection tactics. What's even more ridiculous is that I've already told you I'm not a Christian, yet you keep arguing against a position I don't hold because it's easier than responding to what I actually said🤣🤣😂. Why are you so pained that they banged Muhammad😂🤣🤣🤣

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@Atilla135924 @Liwa_91 @vult_dues https://t.co/cLeeLRetVr

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

That is because allah is not real. Allah is a figment of the pedo prophet’s imagination, conveniently shaped around revelations delivered when it suited him. The prophet is allah, and allah is the prophet. They are one and the same construct. You know IQ head bangers are just too dumb to realize it. 😂🤣

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

@Atilla135924 @Liwa_91 @vult_dues https://t.co/cLeeLRetVr

[JA @DamnItWasFun]

That is because allah is not real. Allah is a figment of the pedo prophet’s imagination, conveniently shaped around revelations delivered when it suited him. The prophet is allah, and allah is the prophet. They are one and the same construct. You know IQ head bangers are just too dumb to realize it. 😂🤣