Insane jokes

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Gordon:listen everybody, i aint nobody's bitch -HKjokequotes #DamnJokes

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After JP trips during service, Ramsay kindly says:
"Walk straight, you donut!"-HKjokequotes #DamnJokes

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"You've been running round the restaurant like a rhinoceros trying to have a shit"-HKjokequotes #DamnJokes

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"Tell him it was only a scallop. We haven't lost our children"-HKjokequotes #DamnJokes

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"Jessica please dont run around the kitchen with a chicken" (Hells Kitchen USA)-HKjokequotes #DamnJokes

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"rissoto screw me up. I wanna kick the rissoto's ass" (rissoto is a kind of porridge, how could it had an ass) -HKjokequotes #DamnJokes

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Sue to Cheerios: You think this hard? Try being water-boarded; that's hard! -gleejokequotes #DamnJokes

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Will: There is no joy in these kids, they feel invisible. That's why every one of them has a myspace page. -gleejokequotes #DamnJokes

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"The sweets you gave me sucked" "but you ate them all" "because i wanna make sure they all sucked" -gleejokequotes #DamnJokes

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Most Lovable Kiss: Mother's,
Sweetest Kiss: Girlfriend's,
Cute Kiss: Sister's,
Hottest Kiss: keep your lips on the bike silencer!

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I saw you yesterday on the road.
Such beautiful eyes,
walking gracefully down the road,
and I started to sing;
Who let the dogs out!

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What's the difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha, what will you do now.

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4 things that made your tears fell. Broken heart. Broken friendship. The death of somebody. Last but not least. ONION -textjokes #DamnJokes

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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
-funnyquotes #DamnJokes

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.-funnyquotes #DamnJokes

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Its not cheating unless you get caught -funnyquotes #DamnJokes

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I had strong faith in fools. Well my friends called it self confidence though.-funnyquotes #DamnJokes

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Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she always ran away from the ball! -disneyjokes #DamnJokes

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Why did mickey go to outerspace? To find pluto-disney jokes #DamnJokes

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I'm going to update some disney jokes tonight. Don't miss it.