Teddie the Pug

I'm a rude, smart ass Pug, bitch. All photos i post are genuinely of me, and not off google. And yeah i'm a girl with a boy's name - kiss my sweet ass.

[Jay007 @JulesBarnell]

I have decided that you shouldn't be allowed twitter. Your tweets have no humour and no substance. They are like tweety bran flakes.

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

I be workin on my pursonel statment. Hope I get in 2 oxford xoxo

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Just hangin'

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I thought ET was a fictitious character. It seems there's a woman in Pets At Home that proves that wrong #bagonheadlady

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

@bethlucas1 <3

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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humour - Margo Kaufman. #howverydareyou

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

My brother ❤

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Just fed my pet puggerfly broccoli and now she won't stop sneezing, can someone help me?!

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

Lying in, bitcheeeeeees

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

I didn't choose the pug life. The pug life chose me.

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

I'll also take Ryan Lochte as a swimming pork chop

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

If Usain Bolt suddenly turned into a running ice cream, all my fantasies would just come alive

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

HOLLAAAAA, this bitch be looking fiiiiiiiine

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

@oliviaafirth thanks for the bitchin' day, ma bitch😏

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

What you gone do when I appear?
When I premiere?
Bitch the end of your lives are near
These snorts be mine, mine
Bitch, I'm in the 212

[Teddie the Pug @DamnPugalicious]

#firstworldproblems Getting pug scratches on one of my iPads :/

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IIIIIIIIIIT'S LUNCHTIME, BITCHES! Yh I hav a bib, bite me?

[jack not jake @exstxcy_]

@DamnPugalicious you're a pug, ofc you do

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@w__chambers Bastards! All of them!

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@Jackerry_ Who am I kidding? That's blatantly me