EPW's Ambassador

Former 8x EPW Hardcore Champion.... Damn! #EPW

[EPW's Ambassador @DamnSimmons]

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DAMN!

[EPW's Ambassador @DamnSimmons]

8.11.14.

[EPW's Ambassador @DamnSimmons]

Probably needs to continue going with THAT spelling error. @trillestguy @crossfacing

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Or maybe Mexican... @DamnSimmons

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More white people trying to sound black...

[Justin. 💗 @beastmvde]

White people who try to act like black people are the worst.

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“@AdornedRussian: @DamnSimmons I'm screaming like shit!!”

That's a HORRENDOUS simile... You know, because shit doesn't scream.

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When white people try to sound black...

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“@Ballsplexer: When couples have sex for the first time, things get awkward after...well only for a bit. Right?”

Nah.

[EPW's Ambassador @DamnSimmons]

“@SuperiorVixen: who wants a spam?”

I read that as "who wants a sperm?"

DAMN!

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Surprise butt sex.

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How the fuck does autocorrect change "going" to "ping"?!

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“@PrizeFun54320: You won 1 spot to our $10k sweepstakes @DamnSimmons (seriously!). Click our shortlink and use pass 3852 to redeem.”

No.

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“@FireyTemptress: Since I'm bored someone should go to my ask!”

No.

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Can I RP Umaga?

[NOT Carmelo Hayes @MeloIsH1M_]

"@LastReZortRyder: Selfie with @JohnBLayfield & @DamnSimmons." It could be @SandowIntellect in the costume instead

[EPW's Ambassador @DamnSimmons]

DAMN! @ExplicitCandice @EPWrestlin @DenversQueen

[EPW @EPWrestlin]

Today's Indianapolis show will be moved to tomorrow night at 9:00pm.

[EPW's Ambassador @DamnSimmons]

“@ConceitedOddity: Etw212 is an RP company for "special" RP's, right? I kid, I kid. @DamnSimmons”

I don't kid. That's accurate.