MattReid

I dont tweet much, but when i do, i hope i make you chuckle.

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

@oni_blck Uhh, I got blank and pregnant

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

I would like to see the statistics on how many times anyone has made a "study" joke for a covid test, over the last 2 years.

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

When all the good things in the world go, corn will go with them.

[Chocolate Charlie @RMGCharlie]

My girlfriends family forced me to participate in their talent show. They weren't prepared for these bars 🔥🔥🔥

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

@SymkruGames Purple

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

I almost never tweet, and I'm a few days late on this, but we lost a real one this week. R.I.P. Roary, you were the best dog-cat a person couldve ever asked for. 16 years young. I'll see ya again someday ❤

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

y'all ever have a dream where a random celebrity was your friend, doing casual things? Kind of upset that @BrunoMars didn't just dap me up and sit on my couch to eat Chipotle and watch Balto, he was a good friend in my strange dream :/

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

Join Voicemod V2 Beta Right Now! 🚀
👉 https://t.co/qTt8iVENXw #Voicechanger

didn't get hacked but this app is gonna make me do this for a free voice, so be it

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

@SymkruGames Gl sleeping w/that light brother

[0ni @blck_oni]

Nothing like a little rain to completely knock out your internet. Thanks @GetSpectrum

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The power going out for our 25 hr. Livestream on Goofing Off, fingers crossed for the live show right Kyle? #wzipztv

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Sorry doug

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

Some guy in the bathroom:
Shoop is that you?
Me: this is Matt
Guy; oh, thought u were the Shoopster
Me: that's what they call me.
😖

[MattReid @DamnSlice]

Subway is also my shit

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NPR is my shit

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Someone just told me "And Katy perry from District 12!!!!!!"

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Single most awkward night of my life JESUS Christ

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For Christmas I got crocs and a furby

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5 AM?! TIME FOR A SPURT OF MOTIVATION

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@edsheeran is star struck