Dave McLaren

Birthday caird pish

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@NUCLRGOLF "There's a bit of shit on the end of your club"

Looks at head

"Other end"

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@orry252128 @Tallia_wal1 Deffo Victor Orta

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@BillyOhcom Looking for a bit of help. My mother ordered one of your sheds and when we've tried to build it, there seems to be no door delivered. With it being a single door 8x6, we can't get the roof on until we get the door.

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@ImagesAlbum "Wish you were h..... Oh, you're here!"

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@coopers_left https://t.co/CyA0bdxeOc some tips here bud. Should be easy enough to follow.

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@RangersFC @TomLawrence99 @n_raskin @ToddCantwell_10 Is that Tom holding in a hernia? 🤣

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@coopers_left Yep https://t.co/i8es2EKR7Y.

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

Playin a daft game and an ad for Temu pops up. A sneaky @McSouness appears. Much they paying you big man?

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@DonellRonan @ExplainThisBob

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@ksc4273

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@SirLARIATO @RhystleMania @LanceStorm Turtles all the way down

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@NikatinePrime Nobody cares 🤷‍♂️

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@BoyAboutTown83 Life begins at 40 ma man. My Mrs is 7 month pregnant with our first 😁

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@mcgillswest What about the 26 in West lothian? Been waiting an hour an 2 haven't turned up. It's -3 FFS

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@TheJezargh @DayZ Still waiting for bananas in chest holsters....

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@TheKaiser1234 @JamesRHoffa1975 @CarlosDangerX @RangersFC @ionafyfe She called herself a "High profile, Scottish singer" yesterday 😂😂

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@bringbackmols @brendamcdnot56 @EmeargOrr @ionafyfe @RangersFC Sorry mate, was out all day with the wife.

[Dave McLaren @DamnThatDJ]

@brendamcdnot56 @bringbackmols @EmeargOrr @ionafyfe @RangersFC Bringing children into it Brenda? Classy.