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send me your birds

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@sirsillyseal Octoba

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@ChickenyIce @crackedmarkel @USPS Fragile is not a proper endorsement. Packages get tossed around a lot, literally 20 feet up as they’re being sorted at the delivery p.o. Unfortunately it just wasn’t packed well enough for glass.

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@Sharkstuffnsfw Just because Ryan gosling is a Canadian doesn’t mean he’s an alien. He’s American at heart

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@Beastserifstar Do not wood glue it. Brownells Acraglass and a few dowels by a certified gunsmith. It happens, these stocks aren’t meant to be dropped. Pay a few hundred to get it fixed.

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@joni_deer You didn’t learn from the letter lesson 💔

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@MukiHyena I’m glad you’re here, mooks.

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@joni_deer Hey man I work for the post office, censor those bars in the bottom right of the envelope it’s your address in a language our scanners read.

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@Saintversa Lmk when the server goes up king, build 42 is irresistible. Literally 15 minutes ago just lost a character to some bs neck laceration, and I’ve gone through the 7 stages of grief and are ready to start again 😂

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@BagelLoki Not trying to be that guy but bro posts absolute peak once a week and says it blows. Mofo I want you to post MORE

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@Saintversa Somethings been going on with the quality of food items all throughout the US it seems. Been going on for a while. Beef has been super gristly lately and produce has just sucked.

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@Bunchasticks Boomer Cold War/ww2 planes telling their modern children the way to win a dogfight is to just get nose on them

Meanwhile the children just stare as the missile detonates

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@Saintversa I think it depends on the context of the picture tbh. Most of your art has a small story to it which adds a lot. Alts are always appreciated tho

[Eye On Axis @eyeonaxis]

“The Beckoning lights of Southern California after dark”, 1941

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@Saintversa >is named Saintversa
>shoots Springfield Saint

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@RaiHusky Get a new lock. Notice how there’s only two notches on your key? Cheapest door lock ever broski.

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@Saintversa Some men drown while others die of thirst.

Well done staying strong

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@grl_404 Imagine if this was the first time he “left”. Literally the first time he’s seen the sky besides when he was a little chud and they showed him the window

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