Damocles

Rightish, British, Christianish, Opinionated (not ish). Standard Competition Rules Apply. Verified Adult.

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Sarcasm, satire or humour might be indicated with ~.

Some might not.

Don't take yourself or me too seriously.

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@speckled_jim2 @Shiv_who_burns I made a mince lamb curry and it was lovely.

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@CageFooName That's hilarious Bill.

You really should have edited that better

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I do not know how you lot can watch football while Jeremy Clarkson is sick. It’s disgusting and it won’t be forgotten.

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@lucy_la_la And if you like it there are loads of follow up stories.

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@lucy_la_la https://t.co/Qa7M0Q6SNJ

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@DavidPGCSE It's "paedo" not "pedo". Illiterate yank.

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@Lindsay04555896 Beer only diet?

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In response to the news that Ireland's match against Israel will be played elsewhere behind closed doors Irish reddit decides to show that Israel has a point in not wanting its team to go there.

https://t.co/tfHlruqe2N

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I apparently have 3 Paypal accounts.

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"No, you're both wrong, it means 'Have guns'"

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@Shiv_who_burns She's getting better. She's on purina special gastro food. And "things" are getting firmer.

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Oh. You're all still here.

I've been bothering people on Reddit, working, making loads and loads of megabrick football and rugby players and looking after a poorly dog (digestive issues and colitis)

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@Lanaqu28 She's getting better. She's on purina special gastro food. And "things" are getting firmer.

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@MrTCHarris @EHRC @bphillipsonMP Has she actually done it yet?

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Meanwhile on Reddit they still haven't come to terms with Reform's victories last week.

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It's a bit odd that Labour don't have people who are willing to stick their head over the parapet and have a go at PM.

The Tories had plenty with far fewer MPs.

It's as if as well as robbing the people of the spirit of aspiration they've lost their own too.

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@MrTCHarris @Telegraph Could he not just reset again?

Obviously he'll have to also reset the current reset he's resetting on Monday.

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@rcolvile So if your name is Aaron Aaronsen you're pretty much guaranteed a seat?

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Oh. It's "He's choosin' Texas." Not "There's Jews in Texas."