Damon.

Assistant Keeper of the Flame

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[Thrill Keightley @Cincitucky1]

So hot outside I just saw this mf in Cincinnati Ohio

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

This entire wizard council meeting could have been a sending stone

[Damon. @DamonHuff4]

During severe weather last night everyone's worry was about the iconic water tower.

I love Kentucky.

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

As Joe Burrow hoists the Lombardi trophy on Feb. 13, he tells the crowd, “This never could have happened without me a skipping that news conference in June for an extra 60 minutes of throwing.”

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Jon Moxley explains how to properly remove somebody’s eyeball from their skull 😭

“4 fingers on back of the skull. Just use your thumb. There’s no pincing. It’s just a lot of pressure right here at the bottom of eye socket. Pressure like you’re popping a balloon.”

(Fox 19 Now)

[I AM ALS @iamalsorg]

I am Tanea Brooks. I am Rebel. Now, I AM ALS.

ALS may be terminal, but I'm showing up to fight as an Ambassador for I AM ALS, a patient-led movement pushing for real progress. I’m proud to join I AM ALS & I’m asking you to step into the ring with us → https://t.co/RVHbWz6I52

[Damon. @DamonHuff4]

If you use the word "normie" unironically please seek the advice of a trained physician

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy World Otter Day! The Asian small-clawed otter pups born on March 23 have names! Meet Shrimp, Guppy & Mackerel!!

[Elai @elaifresh]

The Crunchwrap Supreme has existed for 5x longer than the Confederacy

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[Coop® @ItMeCoop]

Just say you’ve never been to GABP.

[Damon. @DamonHuff4]

@BradPushkar

[Willie Lutz @willie_lutz]

Well this might be a problem

[Tallie Lintra Simp Account™ @PlasmaPistolCEO]

Everything really did get worse after Halo 3

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

History at Yankee Stadium

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application