Damon Lunsford

writing songs, playing songs, and drinking beer.

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@FreddyLA7 Swing by Skinny Slims tomorrow to watch the USA match with us Okies! Enjoy OKC!

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@SkySportsPL How did you meet your wife?

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@Delta your flight out of PUJ is the dumbest bullshit I’ve ever seen. I’ll be so happy to get home so I can get off of your shitty airline and never have to fly with you again.

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

Hey, @Delta what is the issue with my flight from Punta Cana? This is the worse experience I’ve ever had on any airline.

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@roostercedwards Most points scored and most points scored against ya... that’s just plain bad luck.

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@roostercedwards Bad move. The internet is just a fad!

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@chrisdelia @daniel_host @David__Jetta @antiprowhatever Also why the fuck else would you have handcuffs unless you planned on cuffing someone’s wrists together?!?!?!

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Straight pride parade? Hey guys... if you’re in a parade, you’re gay.

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@GQualls1 Still my favorite!

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@krittlekrittle I agree with almost all of this.

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@exitingjupiter New gutters? Nice.

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@saylrae And definitely not after the shower... there is a slippage situation.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
there have been some changes

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

RT if you've ever walked around your house with your phone tucked in the waistline of your underwear

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@robertliefeld Really enjoyed it... few things that could have been changed but that’s just me being picky. It was fun, cool and it had some very great scenes.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

So he hated Mondays because Jon had to go to work? So Garfield is a symbol for the facade we all create to protect us from loss?

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Wait did Garfield have a job? He hated Mondays but why would it matter unless he worked a 9-5?

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@saylrae

[Damon Lunsford @DamonLuns]

@exitingjupiter Nothing makes you think about your life like smelling a sewer line.