DamonteBiggestFan23

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Just got in trouble with the landlord... Accidently painted my walls white after ejaculating while watching Damonte dismantle these frauds at Gamers2. Thank you @Damonte for allowing me to have this feeling of euphoria that I've never felt in my entire life

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

I had a vision of @Damonte during my 3 month meditation. I was expecting words of wisdom or knowledge that of which no human knows. Instead, he put me in my place: calling me a dog and spitting on the ground at my trembling feet. I deserved it. I am not worthy of Damonte.

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GOAT GAMER @Damonte!!!! I have personally celebrated today by offering up my mouse and keyboard for sacrifice to my alter of Damonte. May he grace me with his favor so that one day, I may gain the respect of my parents back for not being as good as him. Damen

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Rigged again

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Can't wait for @damonte to plunge deep into EU ass in a few minutes. Got my lotion ready for this domination, but it's probably going to be too easy and EU puts up no struggle lol. I can't get off to Tanner Time unless the enemy team puts up a fight (they never can vs Tanner)

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Can't wait for @damonte to plunge deep into EU ass in a few minutes. Got my lotion ready for this domination, but it's probably going to be too easy and EU puts up no struggle lol. I can't get off to Tanner Time unless the enemy team puts up a fight (they never can vs Tanner)

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

I'm sorry everyone I've disappointed you. BECAUSE THAT BITCH ASS EAGLE DOESN'T REPRESENT US, TANNER @DAMONTE DOES I HAVE FIXED THIS GIF SO THAT WE MAY CONVEY OUR SUPPORT FOR DAMONTE IN A MORE ACCURATE WAY

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

IT'S FUCKING TANNER DAMONTE U OTHERS ARE JUST SOME LAMES 1ST SEED, 1ST HUMAN TO ACHIEVE PERFECTION, AND 1ST CHAD TO PIPE YOUR GIRL ON SIGHT. TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT DAMONTE WILL NOT FAIL TO GIVE US AMERICANS WHAT WE DESIRE

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Just recovering from my hangover celebrating @Damonte taking the region by storm. My guy deserves all the victories he's achieved so far and he'll show those EU players what's good at worlds. Damonte is the avatar of freedom and he's going to pipe every enemy mid laner there.

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Fucking rigged

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Man... @Damonte is the single greatest player to ever grace the rift. Tonight I will read scripture from the Book of Damonte and pray that one day I may even have a fraction of the talent that he was bestowed with.

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Incredible news guys.

My father (who disowned me for not being as talented as @Damonte) has welcomed me back home with open arms. We've found that our mutual love of watching Damonte play League of Legends is a strong enough bond to secure our family's relationship. Ty Damonte.

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Starting to shoot blanks from watching @Damonte Style on Team Stupid Mid in playoffs. I'm not even using my hands, I've developed a special technique to get off purely by watching Damonte play League of Legends. Thank you Tanner for giving me this blessing

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Just climaxed 3 times watching @Damonte play Irelia today. My girlfriend always thought a was a 2 nut kind of man, butDamonte showed her what real pleasure is all about

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Gonna drink myself to sleep tonight after @Damonte lost to OpShit Gaming. If riot wasn't fixing these matches then Damonte would already be on top of the world no doubt in my mind. Literally the only reason Damonte ever loses is straight up Riot corruption.

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

As far as I'm concerned @Damonte IS America. I'm sick of all these lames talking shit about Damonte not being about the culture but any real human being would know better. Be prepared for Damonte to take the LCS by god damn storm for the 2nd split in a row.

[Damonte @Damonte]

i am captain america

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Just made the easiest investment of my life. I put my entire life savings into @Damonte winning NA MVP of LCS next split. The fact that he didn't get it last split was just corruption within the studio, but I have personally weeded out the individuals that got paid off.

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Bro... @Damonte should just rename to "Mr Clout Master Extraordinaire". Like just the other day he was walking down red carpets with the likes of Beyonce and the ghost of Michael Jackson (yeah he can resurrect the dead what of it?). No wonder Riot begged him to test a new champ

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Sometimes I wonder if @Damonte thinks about the common man.

Does someone of his status really take the time out of his busy day to pity us?

All I know is that when you're the elite if the elite, acknowledgement from someone like Damonte is enough to get me through the month.

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

Day 19 of the hunger strike.

Spirits are low. But I will muster on. CG must recognize their sins for putting @Damonte down on the bench. These are hard times brothers but we will not falter.

"im luke skywalkin' on these haters" - Damonte 09/04/2017

[DamonteBiggestFan23 @DamonteFan23]

ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND WE THE PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND IDLE.

AS LONG AS @DAMONTE IS NOT ON THE STARTING LINE UP I WILL NEITHER EAT OR SLEEP.

HOW MANY BODIES IS ENOUGH CLUTCH GAMING? I WILL NOT REST UNTIL TANNER COMES BACK