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[Dropout @dropout]

Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

"How was work, honey?"

"Oh, you know, gary was up to his usual shit, and today even Diane [FOGHORN NOISE]"

[Audience laughs]

{Cut to wife reacting}

{[Freeze frame, credits start to roll as laughter builds and builds, louder and louder, reaching a volume only encountered in ]}

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

What a time

[Ken M @horseysurprise]

Sneaking a peek under the Christmas tree at night “oh boy a heavy duty metal Christmas tree stand from Home Depot dot com”

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

@sergeyager saw you talking on yesterday's Friday Night Paper fight about a BUG artifact tokens list, by chance i've been testing one for that last two weeks. Here's my current list, i put some notes in the primer:
https://t.co/HKWmyjzQ9k

[Benjamin Wheeler @BWheelerMTG]

All Eurobeat doubles as Christmas music

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

I understand,

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

Haha canned corn, can you imagine haha whoa

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

I like to keep my missplays in clean, colour sorted, vertical lines.

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

@JqlGirl Honestly i think the format is in a great place. That being said, if it were up to me i'd make teo changes:

Allow kamigawa flip cards as commanders

Ban gaea's cradle

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

@ghirapurigears I like where the format is now, best it's been in a long time imo. If i had to nitpick:

Allow kamigawa flip commanders

Ban gaea's cradle

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

I hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack
I hope this email finds you in another part of the world
I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile
I hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

@BWheelerMTG @alexsteacy Sone of us still remeber candlejack. Me abd my buddy the other da

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

I am disgust

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

Thank the hot dog man that days can't be longer than 25 hours

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

This form is what you CHOSE? Why would any thing choose a form so antithetical to the thing's own goals? Failure is your only success, you are worse than nothing, moth dust on the fingers of the all, interesting only in pondering what purpose you could possibly serve #raisins

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

@pocketpom I don't remember when or why i statyed following you but i am happy i did

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

What kinda hooligan came up with (4/3)π(r^3)? Why couldn't they have used an easier fraction, like 9/5 + 32 or something

[brunk @Damp_Rice]

Ok but like hear me out:

On a lunch hunch, i Munch a crunch brunch a bunch