Damian Johnson

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Photography is the least impressive of all the arts

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Kill people. Burn shit. Fuck school.

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

"Content creator" is just a term for people who like themselves far too much

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Personal favourite : mixologist. Basically no different to me pouring a glass of Oros.

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Add "ologist" to anything and it looks like a respectable position to hold

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Do me a favour and break my nose

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

What's your favourite ice cream? Motherfucking lightning

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

This libertine is tired of living a God damn catastrophe

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

YAH YAH

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

"Bigot" comes from "by God," & originally meant "excessively religious person."

Very apt, even today. The French are smart.

h/t @ariesnake

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

"Essence of oligarchical rule is not father-son inheritance,but the persistence of a certain world view,imposed by the dead upon the living"

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Someone get this bra a Rubix cube and another enchie so he can get back to rapping

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Logic: "I'm here to stand up for every man,women and child regardless of race, creed or..." WE GET IT!

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Honestly love having a laugh at the expense of Arsenal, but part of me would love to see Wenger break the bank and shut everyone the fuck up

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

"My thoughts and prayers go out to..." is my favourite unhelpful comment

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Why does this world take celebrities' political opinions seriously? They are literally paid to have words put in their mouths

[Nissan @Nissan]

What a bowling performance! Chasing 220 to win, ICC's predictor is making #PAK firm favourites. Can the Proteas turn it round? #PAKvSA #CT17

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Perfect day for LFC to fucking draw hey

[Damian Johnson @Damsd4236]

Is it just me or is Logic's whole "proud to be biracial" tag line corny as shit

[Si @PhantomGoal]

Reckon Jesus Christ watches Emre Can and thinks 'fuck and I thought I was good'?