EL BARTO

fuck a bio

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Curious to taste the ph

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Soo like…. Just marry me

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Fuck the weather I’m wearing shorts

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

In my dreamz, I see you

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

What is the present , but the future’s receipts

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Devuelveme mi chica bobo cara de chimba

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

That one song that makes you want to violently cry in public >>>

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Santa ain’t gift me a wife this Christmas, could I at least get the 3 hoes?

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

In Davie jones locker listening to smuckers

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Life is depressing, makes u want to drink while you shower

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Life sometimes feel like you’re in like at the DMV

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Saturday night:
Spliff(s)
warm whiskey,
late 90’s/ early 2000’s spanish music,
Changing LED lights

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Modern day car culture is composed of bitches who rewatched fast and furious a little too much

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

the god and the devil gamble over my soul like they’re playing Russian roulette

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

SHaLLOW SOUL

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

The seconds of the minute have turned into hours as I wait for my impending doom

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Life advice: get faded and listen to the nacho libre soundtrack

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Drugs and tacos, perfect way to start the day

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Nothing more lethal behind a wheel than a Latina w uneven wings and a convertible civic, beware crossing the streets

[EL BARTO @Dan1_Luna]

Can’t get high enough to get over the hump