Dan Mitchell

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist

[Dan Mitchell @Dan3mitch]

@knightking717 @l4pablo Your what's wrong with the world you soft twat

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@currentiyke @FabrizioRomano

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@SkySportsF1 @CroftyF1 surely this isn't the new music it's shocking

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@SkySportsF1 This is so crap it's laughable @SkySportsF1

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@Keir_Starmer He is absolutely right you have no clue what you're doing No clue what the nation wants you are just an absolute joke of a party and a leader

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@NoContextHumans 6

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@itskylarmae Hi

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@cna_sarah Me

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@1pMobile when are you going to offiet e Sims so I can use my watch with your network, I've been asking for over a year and all I get is it's coming in the coming months but that's been over a year now, have you any idea ?

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@justsaycross

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@ACorr_Official you were amazing on @MaskedSingerUK sad you have now finished your time there but bravo, always smashing it 🙏🏼🖖🏼💐

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@ThisisDavina @ThisisDavina smashed the look tonight you looked fabulous

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@ThisisDavina @ThisisDavina you smashed it great look tonight

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@ThisisDavina who knew Davina was in Oceans 13

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It’s out. We’re off. Thank you for watching. You helped keep me off the streets.

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@JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay
Thankyou for the last epic 22 years, you 3 are the best presenting team by far and it's been an honour to watch you and live your adventures, thankyou thankyou thankyou.

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@ykkswb

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

Tips on how to avoid being kicked in the face by the police:
• Don’t commit a violent crime
• Don’t reach for an officers weapon
• Don’t hospitalise three people
• Don’t break a woman’s nose

The police officer was right. He neutralised a threat in a public airport.

[Dan Mitchell @Dan3mitch]

@creepydotorg 2 girls 1 cup