Dan Gordon

Husband, father, grandfather, playwright and often dazed & confused.

[Dan Gordon @Dan4alltime]

@neiltyson Do you think the inch worm is intimidated by the metric system?

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I was just thinking… yeah, it surprised me too.

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When I was a kid we had to step outside to determine what the temperature was. Now I check my cell phone to determine if I even want to step outside. Yeah, some things were better before cell phones. ☀️🪁🛷🚴‍♀️

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@MrsGus Great guy! He’ll be missed.

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@MrsGus If you could only make yourself as happy as you make the rest of us your problem would be solved.

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Are those cool looking champagne glass pyramids a Jenga drinking game?

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You can buy a pallet of tootsie pops at Sams Club, but they establish a limit of one cantaloupe per customer.

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Am I wrong or are there more hotel booking apps than hotels?

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@seraphinaspang An eight track tape player and a Chicago Transit Authority tape that I played until it broke.

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Have you ever wondered how many calories there are in your local Sam’s Club?

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When life gives you lemons why make lemonade when you can make lemon meringue pie?

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It’s that time of year again when my toes are getting into flip flop shape. 🩴

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@JimBelushi Pickle Ball!

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@MrsGus Sorry, I didn’t see this. I was busy playing mindless games on my phone.

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@LukeRussert I was a Washington Star paper boy during Watergate. My best friend delivered the Washington Post. I was happy I delivered the Star because the post weighed twice as much. Dang I’m old.

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@neiltyson I’m ashamed to say, I lean strongly toward the $3.95 side of the equation.

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@MrsGus I have a good idea what it is and nobody deserves the opportunity more than you!

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Following trends and fashion doesn’t make you cool.

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@MrsGus In no time at all he will shower so long you’ll run out of hot water. 😉🤭

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@ProjectLincoln Lies for Lemmings