📷DAN

It's all just random fragments of expression and humor; Also, I like the word colander.

[Christina Farr @chrissyfarr]

A friend told me the new term for Mansplaining:

Correctile Dysfunction

I died.

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

Why did Dan just slap his ass at work?

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

I was having such a great day until I got to work and found out half our staff is sick. Now I’m just anxious.

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

I’m like a rainbow cake of trauma 💁🏻‍♂️

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

Found a raisin in my slipper today

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

@rudeflirt THAT’S YOUR TAKEAWAY!?

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

@UberFacts @LeicaCameraUSA

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

When someone says ironically instead of coincidentally… that’s ironic.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Remember Google Plus?

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

The average (unbearable) conversation with my grandmother now includes 3 guilt trips, 2 ignorant comments, and 1 “I’m so glad you were raised Christian”

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

The overwhelming majority of my closest friends are Aires

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

Instant favorites
🥹🫥🫠

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

… so, Australia is Paul Rudd’s right buttcheek?

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo loves the Earth! Especially when the Earth is Elmo's friend Mr. Paul Rudd, ha ha ha! Happy #EarthDay! 🌍

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

Tacos Chukis is my 3rd primary food group after carbs and avocados

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

Anyone else have that one regular at work who always makes idle chit chat but can’t pick up subtle hints that no one wants to talk to them?

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

There are so many people who are absolute shit at listening.

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

My cousin just aptly pointed out that wordle is essentially the love child of boggle and mastermind
@seanies

[📷DAN @Dan4signals]

Nothing frustrates me quite like when my dad talks over someone on speakerphone and tries to have a side conversation…
YOU KNOW THEY CAN HEAR YOU RIGHT!?