Daniel Coleman

Christian, Father, Inventor (Formula 1 Offensive System) MSChemist (Drug Delivery System: US Patent# 9,808,010) US Army Medic Veteran, Football Coach.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Go girl

[Houston Astros 🇫🇷 France @AstrosFrance]

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DIVISON CHAMPS

#chasethefight

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

Pretty sure God is telling us something.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I had two losses in that stadium… which would leave a bitter taste in my mouth if I didn’t beat them 33 other times.”

Trash Talk comes easy for Tom Brady

[Del Bigtree @delbigtree]

COVID had a death rate of about 0.35 percent, which top epidemiologists around the world describe as roughly a strong flu season. Then all-cause mortality rose around the world, worse in 2021 than in 2020 and higher again in 2022.

Something other than COVID was killing us. Nobody can claim the vaccine protected anybody, and the story that it saved millions of lives is one of the greatest lies ever told.

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

Here is 5 minutes of Jose Altuve hitting homers in the playoffs.

[Humanspective @Humanspective]

This spine tingling moment just happened at the Sen. Johnson Hospital Protocols Hearing.

I can understand exactly why the room erupted.

Here’s an attorney with 50 years experience.

At the start of covid, he gets flooded with requests to make Hospitals give early treatment protocols.

But the result of his work is the part really blew my mind.

95.8% of the cases he won ,to force the Hospital to administer Ivermectin. Survived.

But then I heard the contrast of what happened when he lost his cases... the patients who had to go with standard of care hospital protocols which included Remdesivir.

Ralph Lorigo Esq. - “Where I lost.... Every. Single. Person. Died”

I’m left speechless.

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

Before his first at-bat since undergoing brain surgery, every opposing player and coach lined up to shake his hand. A moment bigger than the game ❤️�

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

Im in tears. USA’s Team Captain Brandt Snedeker gave a HUGE shoutout to President Trump 🇺🇸

"One last shoutout. President Trump… I told him if we did this, he gets all the credit. So THANK YOU President Trump”

I LOVE THIS ❤️

[YoungHoon Kim @yhbryankimiq]

I believe in Jesus Christ. Not because my parents told me to. Not because my church told me to. But because I experienced His presence and workings in my life, and how awesome He is.

The answer is Jesus.

[Wise Michael Jordan @itsMichaelJ]

We could really use Tiger out there right now… 🐐

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Still the best prank in the history of mankind 😂

[Ramin Ekhtiar @raminrealtalk]

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT JUST PUT THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION DURING THE NFL GAMES.

“This is the final battle with you at my side.
We will demolish the deep state.
We will expel the warmongers from our government.
We will drive out the globalists.
We will cast out the communists, Marxists, and fascists.
We will throw off the sick political class that hates our country.
We will rout the fake news media,
and we will liberate America from these villains once and for all.”

PAID FOR BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.

Not a campaign.
Not a PAC.
The actual United States government.

They’re not working us over anymore.
We’re working them over.

This is the final battle.
And it’s live on national TV.

[Miley🇺🇸 Joy @Miley__Joy]

Makes perfect sense, right? 😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

When Hurricane Katrina drowned New Orleans in 2005, the federal government froze.
FEMA had no plan. Bureaucrats demanded forms. Police blocked roads.

You know who saved thousands of Americans?
A bunch of duck hunters with beer bellies and pickup trucks from the Louisiana swamps.

They called themselves the “Cajun Navy.”

Eighty percent of New Orleans was submerged under fifteen feet of toxic, sewage-filled water.
Thousands of elderly people and children were baking on rooftops in 95-degree heat, screaming for help that wasn't coming.
Officials were issuing warnings: “Do not enter. Unsafe. You don't have authorization.”

Down in the bayous of Lafayette and Houma, men looked at their TV screens, walked out to their sheds, and hooked their 14-foot flat-bottom fishing boats to their Chevy trucks.

They didn't ask for permission.
They didn't ask for gas money.
They didn't check who was Democrat or Republican, Black or White.

Hundreds of swamp boys drove straight into the disaster zone with shotguns, flashlights, and coolers of water.
When local authorities tried to turn them back at checkpoints, they ignored the deputies, launched their johnboats into the floodwaters from highway overpasses, and followed the cries in the dark.

They dodged live power lines and submerged cars.
They cut holes through rooftops with chainsaws.
They hauled shivering grandmothers, newborn infants, and abandoned dogs into their boats for days without sleep.

No government badge.
No paycheck.
Just regular American rednecks who refused to let their neighbors drown.

God bless the Cajun Navy. That is what makes this country unbreakable. 🇺🇸🛶

[Wiki Leaks 1.0 @WikiLeaksQ]

BBC correspondent Jeremy Bowen pretends to be under Russian artillery fire when an elderly Ukrainian woman walking her dog checks to see if he's okay.

The BBC has always been fake news.

[Meghan Reckling @MeghanReckling]

It doesn’t matter how famous you are, how much money you make or what you do for a living.

You can be one of the most recognizable people in the world. You can have all the success, awards and accomplishments anyone could dream of.

But at the end of the day, there’s someone who doesn’t care about any of that.

Someone who looks at you like you’re their whole world. Who thinks you walk on water. Who just wants your time, your hugs and to know you’re there.

They don’t call you famous.
They don’t call you successful.
They just call you Dad. ❤️

And that’s the most important title any man will ever have.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they arrive, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks everywhere.

It’s almost impossible not to step on a duck. Despite their best efforts, on the first day, the first woman accidentally steps on a duck.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she has ever seen. He chains the two of them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

The next week, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter appears with another extremely ugly man and chains them together.

The third woman has been watching all this and is determined not to make the same mistake. She becomes very, very careful where she steps.

Months go by without incident.

Then one day, St. Peter approaches her with the most handsome man she has ever seen: tall, muscular, thin, with long eyelashes.

Without saying a word, St. Peter chains them together.

The woman is thrilled.

“I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity!”

The man looks at her and says:

“I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

"I had 2 losses in that stadium. Which would leave a bitter taste in my mouth if I didn't beat them 33 other times." -@TomBrady 😂

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