Dan Alchin

Policy person. Pipes up about politics, pop culture and the Palace. Also loves alliteration

[Team Called Palace @TCPalacePod]

His name is Maxence Lacroix, he’s an absolute Rolls-Royce of a defender AND HE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVES IT! ❤️💙

(Credit - @jamielyonn) #CRYTOT #CPFC

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

An honourable mention to this moment of supreme shithousery between Ayew and Benteke in the dying seconds to see out a win at Selhurst. Perfection.

[Five Year Plan 🏆🏆🏆 @FYPFanzine]

What a weird feeling to say goodbye to someone that you thought would be here longer. We kinda new with those who left in the summer that their time was nearing an end, but not Joa. Not our Joa.

Not only the handsomest man on any pitch anywhere in the World, but our Joa.

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

Farewell Joachim. This was one of the finest assists I’ve ever seen. Vieiraball was in a sweet spot and Selhurst was rocking that night. Thanks for the memories and the devilish good looks. 🇩🇰🦅

[Kevin Hunter Day @kevinhunterday]

Very sorry to see PV go. Our problems lie much further up the ladder than him #CPFC

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Just to highlight Crystal Palace’s lack of attacking thrust of late, we haven’t had a shot on target in our last 196 of football. Our last one came in the 76th minute against Brentford on the 18th February.

Don’t fall in love with a football team kids, they ruin your life.

[Mikey 🏆🏆 @Mikey_CPFC]

I’m seeing people play down our struggles while:

• On an 11-game winless streak
• On a 9-game streak without a 1H goal
• Being 4 points above the drop

And our next three games are Man City, Brighton, and Arsenal…..

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The power Crystal Palace FC have over my mood is genuinely unhealthy. Every week, I think I’m more mentally prepared for a poor performance and a defeat, every week, I realise how wrong I was.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

AND ONCE AGAIN...THAT'S WHY YOU DRAFT A KICKER!

[Energy UK @EnergyUKcomms]

We're so delighted to hear the wonderful news that Energy UK's Deputy CEO and Director of Policy, Audrey Gallacher, has been recognised in the #QueensBirthdayHonours for services to the #Energy industry. Congratulations Audrey! 👏
https://t.co/HZh8UTV1BF

[Abbie Sampson @abbie_sampson]

Such fabulous news to see @EnergyUKcomms’s Audrey Gallacher recognised in the Queen’s Birthday Honours. Many people say they put “consumers at the heart” of all they do. Audrey truly does & has throughout her career. The sector is a better place for it. Very well deserved.

[Dan Alchin @DanAlchin]

@CPFC utter disgrace. @CEO4TAG is a joke. Sleep walking towards relegation.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

A right-back. Playing up front. Scores a perfect hat-trick.

What's your #PalaceMomentoftheDecade?

Vote 👉 https://t.co/uZRgqC5qnI

#CPFC

[Dan Alchin @DanAlchin]

That @GM_83 assist for the third goal 🔥

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

👀 #CRYLIV, you say?

#CPFC

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

4️⃣ more years for our number 4️⃣

#CPFC

[Dan Alchin @DanAlchin]

Utterly disillusioned. More of the same S@%t. Been off Twitter for months, but came back just to send this. Any chance of a refund on the season ticket @CEO4TAG? Will be back when we are in the Championship next year!

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

Roy Keane was asked how the United team of ’99' would have fared against Liverpool. He replied, "We would have won 1-0." "Only 1-0?" asked the reporter. "Yes, since most of us are in our 40's now!"

#LIVMUN

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

FULL TIME! PALACE WIN!

[Martin Kelly @MartinKelly1990]

Wow what a graft from us lot today,
Proper team effort 👏🏻
The fans singing the last 20 minutes non stop honestly use lot kept us going 🙏🏻
Also nice to put the ‘palace can’t win without Wilfred’ to bed 🛌
🔴🔵🔴🔵

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

No stopping that! 🚀