THE WOLF AMONG US 2 IS OUT

pfp: @_MADCOW_/ DNI if u proship,helluva-hazbin fan,shedtwt/father of 2 and aerospace engineer at @NASA /autoblock may block randoms :(/sharing selfshipper

[THE WOLF AMONG US 2 IS OUT @DanAndShit]

Hi, I'm Dan!

A thread to introduce myself🧵

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@Eightbit_Wizard I think i tried some years ago and its just yucky water with a fruit taste 💔 i guess im too addicted to sugar to drink anything without it

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Any tips to make drinking water enjoyable? Its the gazillionth uti i get this year bro 😭 water is so fucking plain and boring tasting it became disgusting

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@Eightbit_Wizard I can try to find this but france is a boring country with no fun and whimsy because they have a million food regulations

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@Eightbit_Wizard I could drink the infected pee so the bacterias see the others in the bladder and all fight in a territory war and will all battle to the death and causing their own eradication

[Kat 🐠 @CryptidPigeonn]

with how scary the current political climate is, i just figured i should make my stances 100% clear. if you disagree with any of them you’re not welcome on my page

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@destroy_arasaka Oh noes! 😰

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I speak for everyone when i say we WILL welcome new twau fans with OPEN ARMS

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@krvptid I have a question...

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@floofinian If you don't want me to have proship dni in my bio I'll just assume you're a proshipper that is mad nobody wants to interact with you 😭 i hate how the popular creative spaces are all vile spaces (ao3 by exemple)

[jaron @ectoentropic]

bombastic kyoro side-eye

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@kittyoperas The lighting makes every texture so unreal I can't explain it 😭

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Bro am i tweaking or does this picture looks like it was taken in cyberpunk photomode

[Kitty ✧ @kittyoperas]

When someone asks me what my tattoo is and idk how to say it’s the blood magic symbol the player character in a 2011 rpg has on a specific champion armor so i just say “it’s from a video game”

[THE WOLF AMONG US 2 IS OUT @DanAndShit]

This can is exactly like the hypothetical stew dilemma but without the money, its the best drink i ever had but i could only find it once then never again and each day without it slowly turns my mental state into a dystopia of neurons

[Karaii @a_karaii]

maybe you forgot, but I remember. i stood by your side for hours as you shivered, waiting for the high tide to take you under. we shared a cigarette. you said, do you know apricot kernels contain cyanide? and I wondered, then, if you were a dead man walking.
(now I know you were)

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@rolanroran Brochacho is mad someone likes a media more than they do 💔🙏

[Corbyin @CorbyinYT]

Artfight server just absloutely jumped me. Telling me to "just block all the proshippers if you dont like it" and then i got timed out for an hour. Just because I dare criticize the fact that i cant tell racists and pedos to not interact with me

Are these people fucking stupid

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If I can't have "proship dni" in my bio im boycotting this fucking event bro

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@tcrturedreeves My beautiful fat goddess....

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Won't participate in art fight this year, they just keep making ridiculous rules and i don't want to support it anymore