Lt. Dan

[Lt. Dan @DanB6Jr]

If I were andy's mom, I would have Al's toy barn business for stealing property that wasn't for sale. Keep the store and hand down to Andy so he can keep his fucking toys

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#GhostOfTsushima #PS4share

https://t.co/0sSBHnut1K

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I almost sent an I love you more than my cat text..

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I think Moana is better than Frozen
So don't call me a racist

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#PS4share

https://t.co/4yfVWtUZJn

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Trump music

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Fiber bars = farts (a lot)^2

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A bowl of oatmeal with a slice of cheese and a scoop of icecream on top. Not making it. Just thinking outside the box

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All them boys at camp Green lake are a bunch of dirty diggers

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Over 18 mill watched the show air so the negatives mean nothing.
What?!
That's like telling a great story to your friends and then "Oh I'll tell you guys how it ends when I get back" ...comes back two years later and we all rush to see u with a memory problem and a stutter.

[Lt. Dan @DanB6Jr]

@ClashofClans I got 5 min left on break and still can't find opponents to attack. Hmu #goldpass #Titantwo

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Turned my brights off for opossum

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Cannot nobody tell me nothing

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Indiana thinks he's getting it before the Nazis do but really he's working for Hydra

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Every one with a headset in the lobby: nothing
Me: you are gettin so big my lil kitty. Come here

[Lt. Dan @DanB6Jr]

I feel like I visually picture a piss gauge when ever I take a drinky piss

[Lt. Dan @DanB6Jr]

Me: I'll do the 7 dollar car wash
Lady: I would recommend a better one with more soap to get that bird poop
Me: oh ok, 10$?
Lady: no you need more soap for that
Me: oh give me the 14$?
Her: should do it
She knows her shit

[Lt. Dan @DanB6Jr]

I've been having three eyed raven dreams about my cats, lost in st Louis city #GOT #catlovers

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When is the LGBTQRF and cannibals anonymous parade day gonna happen?