Dan Rasmussen

[Dan Rasmussen @DanBRasmussen]

@DurrantMark @Truebrewcoug Love you Durrant, but that is such a brutally bad take.

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@TomHolmoe What a huge disappointment you didn’t deliver an Olympic-sized pool for your programs.

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@Utah_Jazz_News @DaveMcCannKSL Cc: @NotoriousBOD

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@MarcoInVegas @WagerTalk Did you get a Seattle dog??

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@ringer @clubtrillion @kylechilton I know I’m insanely biased toward James Taft Fredette, but Leonard did guard him at least some of the time during all those BYU-SDSU matchups, right? (Even if not in that amazing 43-point performance at home his senior year)

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

YOU DON’T THANK THE KIDNAPPER FOR RELEASING THE HOSTAGES https://t.co/ecLSmuiidc

[Dan Rasmussen @DanBRasmussen]

@stmcallister 😍 Have a blast, bro!!

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J.R. Smith has the Warriors money line.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Learn how to speak Republican.

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@NickParkerSTET Best of luck, brother. These things are insane and make no sense in my brain. I know you’re a star, and I hope you land on your feet in a good spot somewhere.

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Season 1 is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/buvHb25IIK

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

America claims to like a man because he "tells it like it is" but goes boo hoo hoo when a woman actually tells it like it is.

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@gill_friedman @DeseretNews Congrats, @NotoriousBOD. Didn’t envision working for the Aggies, but I think you’ll do awesome in the new gig. Hope they’ll consider you as the permanent replacement.

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Of course Sean Hannity is Michael Cohen’s client. Of course. Out of all the insane things that have happened in the last year and a half, this is one of the few things that actually makes sense.

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@sniktawhpesoj That is phenomenal. Love everything about it.

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@DSorensen Lol that’s the logic I expect from a Ute fan, Dan. Legacy is measured by a team’s success years later? So according to your logic, Michael Jordan sucks because the Bulls now suck. Makes perfect sense.

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@DSorensen No I won’t. You guys are a poor man’s Washington State. Hats off to Chris Hill for making that happen and leaving us fucked in no man’s land, but c’mon, it’s not close re: LaVell and Chris Hill.

[Dan Rasmussen @DanBRasmussen]

@c_c_u_k @jonlovett Yes!!!! This is one is sooooo goof