Dan Ball

Bass player and beer drinker. Acres of Lions. Beards. Phillips brewing and malting company.

[Dan Ball @DanBall]

Took a red-eye flight the other day and felt like an imposter. I only had pink eye.

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I get so jealous of people who can remove their glasses and continue on like nothing has changed in their life. If I take mine off I am literally stuck in the 1800s.

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Dan Ball is what you get if you order @lazerdoov off wish!

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Acres of lions is what happens when you order jimmy eat world off of wish

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Gotta tweet sometimes! #yeah

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2020 is so weird. After watching @aidanknight new music video I can say he’s smoked more darts than I have this year.

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Why do they even lie about “family size jerky”. If I ever had kids those shits are going to have to figure it out on their own.

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Finally got my Twitter back. Only keeping it because of my user name. Will come in handy when I run for mayor. #suckstosuck

[Dan Ball @DanBall]

I'm up to 8 tattoos. Two more and I get my free black flag tattoo.

[Phillips Beer @phillipsbeer]

Thanks for helping get the word out about our new ride share program for the #craftbeer crowd @chek_news #Phuber https://t.co/nXlidkoopp

[Phillips Beer @phillipsbeer]

Need a lift to Vancouver? We’re on @BCFerries right now come find us 👍⛴ #Phuber

[Dan Ball @DanBall]

@StLouisBlues

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I've been drinking so many negronis my pee has turned red! #campari

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@tysonelder No contest. Congrats bud! Your beard is awesome

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My favourite part about going bowling is asking the counter if I can use the spay in my own shoes.

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I was so drunk last night that I wiped all my counters and tables at my house and put the chairs up. #closeforever #shutdownthehouse

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I'm so hungover I'm dying. I legit got the reverse Benjamin button thing going on.

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We'll quiz is back. See you all tonight.

[Serge Yager @sergeyager]

@DanBall
I JUST HEARD PUB TRIVIA IS COMING BACK