Dani

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[Dani @DanBedes]

Word of the day: meanderthal - a person who walks slowly blocking other from moving at an appropriate pace

[Dani @DanBedes]

Torch was just eating soup with a fork...

[Dani @DanBedes]

"Torch its pronounced testosterone"
Torch - "no its tyrannosaurus rex" #shittorchsays

[Dani @DanBedes]

In torch's professional opinion my phone is haunted

[Dani @DanBedes]

@rob_altieri no

[Dani @DanBedes]

I am currently 2% dead from hunger

[Dani @DanBedes]

Just figured out that not eating for 12 hours is 2% of the way to dying from hunger

[Dani @DanBedes]

Been up since 5, haven't eaten anything today. Probably not a good thing.

[Dani @DanBedes]

"Also to beat the bush, you left your bedroom light on all day" #shittorchsays

[Dani @DanBedes]

Lucky break of the night, a streetlight just fell down and landed within a foot of my parked car. No damage done thankfully

[Dani @DanBedes]

@rob_altieri "I'm like the Rebel Wilson of our house."

[Dani @DanBedes]

I just got called "12 pigeons", "13 cows", "1 otter", and "72 1/2 brocollis" after saying my roommates call me any number of things #Mistake

[Dani @DanBedes]

New Budweiser Clydesdale commercial is actually the most adorable thing ever

[Dani @DanBedes]

Didn't get to see the halftime show. @rob_altieri is actually furious.

[Dani @DanBedes]

I'm so tired I was just daydreaming about sleeping during class

[Dani @DanBedes]

"It's the ground that kills you. The farther away you are from it, the safer you are. Don't be afraid of heights, be afraid of the ground."

[Dani @DanBedes]

Torch literally just forgot why he was mad at me 5 minutes ago

[Dani @DanBedes]

The amount of times torch has stood next to me and just taken his pants off is way too high

[Dani @DanBedes]

Eating cereal for dinner cause that's what a responsible adult does... right?

[Dani @DanBedes]

"On a scale of one to ten fuck you" #shittorchsays