Dan Bernier

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@PersonneSa56012 @mjfree @FAGfind @grok Or he could just eat a whole bag of Dicks..

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@FAGfind Quite the set of Moobs in him

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@BasedBandita Dance like you're tripping on Acid .

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@SydneyLWatson Was it the nasty black and white ones ?? If so you're fucked

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@lana_viss Food , mostly food

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@slabbydab @GriftReport @TheGriftReport Yeah , they were busy the night before , literally drinking All the beer in Boston! 😂

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@stoolgambling Wait it out , she can't hang there for long

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@PatriotWolf14 @Kittenwaffin Weapons grade stupidity

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@Kittenwaffin This dude is like one shade away from having blue eyes 😂

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@IanRunkle They used to make my darts tast like lighter fluid. Did not appreciate.

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@alphafox No soul .

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@CuriosityonX Democrats

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

Happy Juneteenth fuckers

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@HOUSEPORN___ Use it to walk from one side of the hall to the other

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@ThrillaRilla369 Left lol

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@realMaalouf Plenty of polish baddies ?

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@Bevcota @1JoeRio @MassDailyNews I'll look into it , thanks 👍.

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@dfwreina No ,the bitches are just gross

[Dan Bernier @DanBernier10]

@peejay_mac @AmySwearer Except for Texas apparently.