Dan Checkley

Competitive Paintball Player- I made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

There’s lots of beauty left in the world. You just have to look for it sometimes. This is my yard, today, April 28th. Feel free to RT and spread some beauty. (Spoiler: lots of clips of my dog).

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

The fact that the @NJDevils don’t serve beer in a “devil horn” seems like a massive missed opportunity.*

*if this idea is adopted, I get free beer for life. That’s just the rules.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

It should be illegal for doordashers to do multiple stops at once. My food was picked up over 15 minutes ago with zero movement because the driver is waiting for another order. Ugh.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@daniel_amoia I’m curious to know his message to the fans who consider this season to be a complete failure, and acknowledge that it’s coaching and management preventing them from winning hockey games.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@gramnorth @Josh_Harris45 Fire him now and let the new GM assess the team over the final stretch of games. You HAVE to make a change well before the draft.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@JamesNicholsNHL Done? They never got started 🥱😒

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@incarceratedbob be good to us IB…. Fitzy was gearing up for something prior to the Hughes trade to Min. Please share your wisdom with the rest of the class

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

JACK WINS IT!!!!! USA WINS!!!!!!!!

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

The Golden moment.

[Jonny Lazarus @JLazzy23]

#NYR and #NJDevils fans might hate their own respective teams more than they hate the other team now.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

This #njdevils team is absolutely lifeless. My god, make a damn change. Somewhere. Something. Anyone. We’re begging you. Stop sitting on your hands and accepting mediocrity with the talent on this roster. The fans and the players deserve better than this train wreck.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@thegoldenmuzzy The Devils should take note. You can’t have that much talent in a roster and simply not be able to score any goals. So frustrating to watch.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@pitchforkedpuck At a certain point, you can’t ignore the numbers anymore. The Devils were the worst 5-5 team in the calendar year of 2025. Their struggles continue. Their lack of goal scoring is plaguing them again. Something has to change. Maybe the voice in the room is the change that’s needed

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@pitchforkedpuck Keefe had more talent than god to work with when he coached the Leafs. He still couldn’t bring them where there needed to go. I’m starting to think that he’s just not an NHL caliber coach. I really want him to be “the guy,” but the evidence points to the contrary

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@MrWhite1079 @Johnny__Matt Respectfully… he’s a kid. He’s going to make little mistakes with his phrasing sometimes. That’s part of being human.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@RachelKryshak 😬

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@incarceratedbob bob please give me some good #njdevils news. This is getting pretty brutal - we can’t take it much longer.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

When - not if - players start getting healthy, the morale will improve and the results will follow. For the love of god, be patient. There are still 50 games left to play this year. Moves will be made and they’ll win more games. Keep the faith, folks.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

$27,277,919 out of the lineup, by my quick math (using https://t.co/wfyRmCi4Ww as reference).

Brutal.

Good news? Injuries heal. Bad news? NJ has to weather this storm.

A few bad contracts are hurting their trading ability, too.

Something’s gotta give for this poor team.

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

#NEWS: Head coach Sheldon Keefe said Simon Nemec will not play today.

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

$27,134,586* including MacEwan. My bad. I went to summer school for math.

Still got a W today

This team CAN turn this around. They’re only 3 points out of first place in the Metro, despite having every reason to pack it in this season

There’s no reason to hit the panic button

[Dan Checkley @DanCheckley]

@daniel_amoia @ryannovoNHL Cancel the season. All hope is lost. This team is nothing without Dan the Man 💔