Dan Cueller

UT ‘25 🤘

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Stay dangerous

@J_Whitt3 x @MoCityMitch

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

HORNS WIN! 🤘

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

Nobody:

Devin Hester when Crank That Soulja Boy played before kick returns in 2007:

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Team is filled with…. DAWGS

What a night for Mr Rice

[Arch Manning @ArchManning]

Committed to the University of Texas. #HookEm

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

The Salt Shed is an 11/10 name

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

“Chicago is expecting anywhere from 2-20 inches of snow”

[ESPN @espn]

The Packers have been eliminated from the playoffs.

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

What a disappointment. Honestly hilarious.

[Quinn Ewers @QuinnEwers]

Hey Alexa play “Take Me to Texas” by @GeorgeStrait #HookEm 🤘

[Fink @JusticeFinkley]

COMMITTED!!!🤘🏾 #HOOKEM

[James Gerwe @GerweJames]

I was today years old when i learned the Ritz-Carlton is not made of Ritz crackers

[James Gerwe @GerweJames]

Boys be like “cabo aint ready for us” like cabo hasn’t seen 18 sweaty dudes pull up in a van just to go home alone

[James Gerwe @GerweJames]

Lebron plays like hes 24 but tweets like hes 36

[James Gerwe @GerweJames]

RIP to @maxw2212 for blowing a 50 point fantasy lead to derek carr and darren waller

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Holy shit it’s football weather

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

We couldn't have said it better ourselves.

[Teej. @TJLang70]

Y’all remember like 10-15 years ago when shit was just funny without everyone getting offended