Dan Cuomo

musician, social commentator and self-professed genius...

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@franciswill1977 @Halfords_uk Maaaaartyyyyy!!!

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Unless @Halfords_uk have a fleet of DeLoreans out and about fitting tyres, there’s no way in the world this order is ‘on time’!
A bit of communication wouldn’t hurt guys, especially as this was originally booked for yesterday.

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😂😂😂

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

The past two days I have had so much abuse and crap on twitter.

I'm retweeting this video because it'll upset them even more. But give the rest of us a bloody good laugh 😃 enjoy... and you're welcome.

🎥@larryandpaul #CabinetMembersAppeal

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@RichieFirth https://t.co/YMSySFWkhA

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Predator ending with the Grange Hill theme tune.
Why? I've no idea but I like it😂

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@RichieFirth Don’t do it!

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@Tesco first day of our family holiday and no sign of our grocery delivery. Nearly an hour late and 3 very hungry young children crying with nothing to eat. I’ve sent you a WhatsApp and have been on hold for 25mins.Thanks so much for your appalling customer service 😡

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When in New York 😃👻 @ 8 Hook And Ladder Station https://t.co/I7lH8Ae8H8

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Can’t quite believe it! Only 50, it’s desperately sad

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So sad to be waking up to the news that the incredible Taylor Hawkins has died. 😢

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The night before the Shooting Show and James is monocled up and on the camp cocktails 🍹 💥 https://t.co/lgTBjQMrwU

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@matthewgreen316

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Having just finished Troy, after Mythos and Heroes of course, I feel moved to say a heartfelt “thank you” to @stephenfry for hours of marvellous edutainment.
If you haven’t read or listened to these yet, please do so. You can thank me (and Stephen) later 😉

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@_sediment_ @Paul_Dunk You would you kinky sod!

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@RichieFirth

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@RichieFirth Are you still planning on making cat curry this evening? 🐱 🍛

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

peak dad has now been reached �

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@paulsylvester75 @benburrell Let them do a tip show!!

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@matthewgreen316

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@RichardMarlow @RichieFirth It’s just the paths that need a tidy up. I’ve been out running and it’s like running the gauntlet over there