Dan Jones

I’ve taken some beans from a full English and added them to my Ulster Fry. this is ok due to the good Fryday ingredients! local stuff, funny stuff, Boxing☘️☘️☘️

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

I was in a restaurant last week and someone came in and stole my steak!!

Luckily I was able to give the police a good description!

Medium rare and about 7 inches long 😀#Badjokethursday

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

#IsMyFoodTruckName All you can eat for £10

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

#IsMyFoodTruckName sleazy and cheesy

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#IsMyFoodTruckName is unhealthy and filthy

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

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[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

@AmandaM33106612 We’re in the same boat, we moved house two months ago and they’ve estimated our gas usage on how many radiators we have! Just my wife and myself at home now and we haven’t Evan had the Heating on due to the weather and new house insulation, but our Gas bills are very similar 😱

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

@AmandaM33106612 Scary!!

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

The Math is easy! It’s costs around £15 per day for gas and electric
Solution: three pints at your local pub, while enjoying their heat and sky TV
#supportlocalbusiness

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

@brexit_leaveeu @allianceparty @PatriciaOLynn Are you on drugs??

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

@allianceparty @naomi_long @PatriciaOLynn A free kettle might also help solve this global problem #borisFullofHisOwnSteam

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

This is going to be the future of fireworks 🎇 @murtazasats

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

Applications are now open for Leicester Comedy festival next February, soooooo......
1. Should I do an hour show?
2. If so, what should I call it?

Working title at present is
'Alf - The Best / Worst One Liner Comedian ever'.

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

@whoelsebutalf Glass Alf full

[Random Neil 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦🌍 @NeilDav80348247]

If you would rather have a general election than this. Please retweet and we can see how far it goes.

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

@boxing_social @Betfred 50/50 split money 💴 🤣

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@EnnaRehcra 🤣😂🤣😂

[Dan Jones @DanDanDan1987]

Nearly embarrassed to put up my third three in a row😎

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@Lizzygreen1972 🤣👍