Dan Dan Lock

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@timstillman_ Ask fucking questions about the refs then Mr journalist

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@DumornaySZN Did you see where Smith put hershots in warmup?

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Spend all you want on half-time shows, you can’t beat this.

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Every single ODYSSEY tweet only makes me think of this, the one good b'sky post I've seen migrated to this platform

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@awfcleo To "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa (the Gyokeres chant)

That night in Lisbon

Ona saw the light

Now she's in London

To play in Red and White

She came from Barca

But loves the Arsenal Way

Her name is Ona

Ona Batlle

[Adam Pearson @Adam_Pearson]

Currently the Clacton By-election appears to be a choice between

A) a novelty act with no real policies
B) Count Binface.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia will START for the USA against Belgium tonight. 🇺🇸🇧🇪

Donald Trump told FIFA that "Georgia is a state in America," so he should be allowed to play and unsurprisingly, the request was APPROVED by FIFA. 🤯

More to follow.

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@dreamgirlfc Time to follow Viv and Cecily in the Swedish league that runs through the summer

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@kaitsgooner

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@trossqrd @lott3wm

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@onaxriviere

[rach ⁷¹₈₇⁶⁷ @killlllljoy]

me falling down the stairs

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@rminho82072 @arsenal_wfc5 Pause it at 0:41, with hindsight you have to ask if she could have stopped retreating to make sure the ball doesn't go in before sorting her feet to get the ball clear

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@_paul_sweeney_ @AFCFixtureNews @MisssMelina For our game at Lyon last year I think we forfeited the option to train the day before when Lyon were in a similar situation so may be the case here

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@em_sandy Is a Friday game not midweek because I'm sure it was around 30k for the sockgate game in march 2024

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@TheBrattPack63 The world will start healing when Americans learn to accept games ending in a tie in an 82 game season

[Dan Dan Lock @DanDanLock]

@SimplyBeckyyy If we're in the WSL women's sevens and she's still here then surely there

[chloe @puckinghell_]

always astounds me how many people choose to spend what is clearly their first day on earth on the concourse at a football stadium