Dan Dan Smith Smith

Hi, my name is Dan Dan Juan Gonzalo Smith Smith. I love the sesh, and I love rugby league.

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Oxford v Paris in Game 1 in 30 mins. Updates to follow #tournamentofcapitals

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

The team are up first match vs the baguettes from París. Their biggest man is their coach. Will be no love in this city today #TOC #UTS #championsofeurope?

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Roper just dropped it. In other news grass is green #fresh

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

D.Phil Maffetone scorches 5 metres for the first try of the tournament. Wilson converts. 6-0 #UTS #TOC #Itscominghome

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Les bibliotequés try to play the continental way. Ed Harris activates article 50. Wilson converts. 12-0 @theresa_may get him in the cabinet #TOC

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Roper with an interception. Wilson converts. 18-0. I can’t keep up #northernflair

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Welford runs directly sideways. He still thinks we’re playing warm up touch. DPhil still somehow finishes in the corner. Half time 24-0

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Final score: Oxford 38 - Paris 4. #ItsComingHome

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

OURLFC are about to take to the field in their second game against the Christin Rabitahs. Rumour has it Sam Burgess’ Czech uncle is staring on the wing. #UTS #ToC #ChampionsOfEurope?

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

The team from Prague take to the field. They’d better Czech themselves before we wreck them(selves).

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

WillMill joins the party from the other wing. Not bad for a man running on 2 hours sleep. Wilson misses again. This could be big: 8-0

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Not to be outdone, Hugo scores on the other wing. We don’t know if he got the conversion tbh: 12-0?

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Giza smashes straight through the middle #oldbutgold #czechmate

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Winning for you out on the continent !

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Roper manages to score a try in slow motion after smashing past a couple. He’s really bulked up again this summer

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

2 on 1 on the right wing. Ed Harris has to give it... he doesn’t. Matt Wilson attempts a shocking cross kick. Eventually the Czechs score up the other end. Lots of dick of the day candidates

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Game 2 Final Score: Oxford 24 - 10 South Sydney Rabbitohs (Czech Branch) #itscominghome #czechmate #TOC

[Dan Dan Smith Smith @DanDanSmthSmith]

Absolutely gutted I can't be on the @OURLFC #BudapestRL2018 #tour. Talk about a missed opportunity for missed opportunities. #stonehands

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Matt seems to have thought tour meant shlids #BudapestRL2018 #tour

[Oxford Uni RL @OURLFC]

Looks like we're going viral with the release of our hype video for #DerbyDay against @BrookesBulls this Friday. 6pm at Iffley Road. Tickets are £2 https://t.co/jGYVQqPxVx
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