Dan

World’s Best Dad. I’m told..

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@sat_jamesmartin @jamesmartinchef James. I don’t expect to well-up and get a lump in my throat watching Saturday Morning! Telling Brian you want a hug not a handshake. Great TV. As usual.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@anon_opin Anyone who changes the automatic capital 'M' from muslim is probably a racist too.
Oh!

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@BritisherPaz49 Get their membership lists. A good starting point for returns.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@DrSwellstein @TheLiveDarts @BasilTheGreat Stop foreigners from entering and poncing all the money from our taxes. Then maybe us responsible, working westerners could afford more children. You are the kind that needs deporting, along with all family back to your ancestral shithole corrupt country.
Think I covered it all.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@culturalisms2 @DrSwellstein @BasilTheGreat I need a little more context-wtf are you on about?

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@BasilTheGreat I'm gonna guess ne'er-do-well/rapist.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@TheLiveDarts @DrSwellstein @BasilTheGreat Terrifying isn't it?

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@dave43law The pic has been altered. If anything the word 'reform' probably originally said 'Brexit'.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@JohnCleese He has an advanced case of "imposter syndrome"

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@sagt_die_Liebe @DrSwellstein @RalphiesShow @BasilTheGreat I wouldn't bother trying to explain to "Swellz". He doesn't want to understand, there is probably a reason they don't want to understand.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@JohnCleese That's right!
After Life Of Brian you and the other Pythons were more likely to have been called "comic genius".
But some people do not possess a sense of humour.
Or a brain!
Keep going Mr. Cleese.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I am Islamosceptic, not Islamophobic

Unfortunately, some Muslims cannot tolerate any form of criticism, even from someone who has made many jokes about Christianity

Nobody ever called me Christophobic after Life of Brian !

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@DrSwellstein @BasilTheGreat I would point you towards the new addition of barriers in london.
Why are they there?
Who caused that?
Then explain the narrative I, apparently, follow is wrong.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@Darren28182713 @BasilTheGreat No need to. We don't need to stop non muslims coming here to take over.
Come on-keep up.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@DrSwellstein @BasilTheGreat The victim was terribly let down by ineffectual government that refuses to do anything but let foreigners in to our once great country.
If the government did its job there wouldn't be this story or this victim.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@hughmadborough That baby should immediately be put into care anyway as the parents are clearly incapable of keeping it safe.
Bloody idiots putting it in that much danger.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@dshensmith Is that real?
A business somewhere is custom manufacturing a dinghy that long?
It would serve no other purpose other than bringing migrants across the channel.
It seems unlikely.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@LozzaFox And not a twat.

[Dan @DanDanStew]

@LeoKearse I find it hard to believe that someone in her line of work would misspell "aisle".
That said, it's a stupid thing to say so maybe she didn't know the spelling!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

This disgracefully aggressive Islamic pressure group is now targeting John Cleese and his UK tour.

I urge all Restore Britain members and supporters to back John.

[Nick Buckley MBE @NickBuckleyMBE]

They have not come to integrate into a superior culture. They have come to benefit from the hard work of our ancestors. They have come to take - and they are very good at it.