Daniel Edison, Comedian

One-liner comedian.
Seen on ITVX's Britain's Got Talent 2026.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

5 one-liners in under a minute!

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

A one-liner about a sheep 🐑

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

My grandad was a perfectly healthy 'yes man' his whole life.

It was only when he started saying 'no' that he began to decline.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

@ginagee21 Thanks Gina!

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

I saw a contortionist balancing an ecstasy pill on his backside. He was quite the artiste. Which is really just an artist with an 'E' on the end.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

@Eazerblade Thank you. Too niche for the stage I reckon!

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

@F1shyBob Story of my life 🤣

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger fell down an old coal pit and Uri Geller rescued him.

I asked him, "How did he get you out?"

Chad said, "He just chipped away at the rock with a bent spoon."

"Really?"

"Yes... This is how Uri mined me."

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

A one-liner about parenthood.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

This joke went down well with the Britain's Got Talent judges and audience.

Massive good luck to all the finalists taking the stage tonight. Go smash it!

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

@trevorhindson That's a Surprise

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

A one-liner about chocolate 🫕

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

I went to a futuristic gallery today. Absolute rubbish. You should see the state of the art!

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

@CiderBotherer 🙏

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

@kileynoodles 🤣

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

I'm making beer-battered chips and I've splashed hot Grease all over the hob. The batter keeps dripping right onto the heat...

I got spills, they're malty-frying!

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

@Eazerblade Thanks! 🙏

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

I take an omega-3 supplement made by a member of ABBA.

It's highly Benny fish oil.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

If words with the same amount of letters are identical to each other, then anything is possible.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

@janis_cottee 🙏

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

My friend Philip had a brother who was a circus clown.

When the clown died, he left some big shoes to Phil.