Dan Edwards

horses in movies don’t know they’re being filmed. he/him

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

Guys just want one thing and it’s disgusting

(a 2 on the sides with a slight fade, take a little of the weight off the top but leave some in the front to style)

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@michael_deprez I present on bended knee, my liege

https://t.co/gXmPxdwPX7

[dj meep @cockjuring]

john mulaney @ dreamforce set

oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

@NatalieGRoman 🙌 so well put! also if you’re racist you should be banned from enjoying that ethnicity’s food. Enjoy beige plate fest, knuckle draggers.

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

Honestly white people in the Midwest don’t deserve the economic vitality and cultural enrichment immigrants bring to their communities. They love their communities and new opportunities in life more than your average dipshit trump voter could EVER

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

@cowgirlvampir3 @Gender_Thief I’d also love to read this essay!

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

@jingleheimmer Just gave a follow! If you’re cool sharing this I would absolutely love to check it out. As a professional colorist this is so interesting to see!

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

@americanamemes Hot take but all about the bread is too crunchy and hard. Roof of my mouth feels like a weed whacker went over it by the time I’m done. Larchmont W&C has that baguette dialed IN

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@michael_deprez Kale hate to see me coming

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Honestly so sick we’re back in our democracy-pioneering era

[Colin @ufcolin]

the european mind cannot comprehend lil jon doing georgia's roll call

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

Moral grandstanding does not preclude you from the work of coalition building. Make a big tent full of happy warriors.

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

I’d rather talk to 1,000 Fox News pilled wanna be fascists in an attempt to reconnect them with their humanity than talk to a single “progressive” who talks like this.

[moby dickgirl @epistemophagy]

The thing about "Fox News radicalised my parents" is that Fox News is just the instrument. Your parents are doing it to themselves. On purpose. Because they're bad people. You're in denial about it because they're your parents. Snap out of it.

[Casey Berkovitz @CaseyBerk]

Twitter this morning

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

Paris is henceforth known as Flavor’s Town

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Brought the Mayor of FlavorTown to Flavor’s Town to meet the Water Polo Team,!!!
@GuyFieri
@USAWP
#Olympics

[Pitbull @pitbull]

People take so many pictures, they miss the big picture. They’re so connected, they’re disconnected.

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

Went from the hottest guy on the block to hottest guy in the flock

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Felt like hot shit when I was walking down the block earlier today and got cat called… twice! Then I heard a squawk and realized it was from a parrot.

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Why would I even consider antidepressants when I have the Real Treatment: 5-10 boomers telling me how handsome I look in the comments section of any photo my parents post of me on Facebook 🥰

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

Diva down

[CHICAGO CRITTER @ChicagoCritter]

Weinermobile had a little accident. #oscarmayer

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

@defnotadino Same here. Cried when my therapist diagnosed me with it at 31. Just an overwhelming sense of relief and then sadness to think of how harshly I had been judging myself for something I couldn’t control. People always react by saying “oh I’m the same way I’m such a neat freak!” 😐😐

[Dan Edwards @DanEdwardsToGo]

@MLBONFOX Boooo you used AI