Dan Eitan

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

@KaiiSultan 🤯🥵

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

@mssociety Kali Kumor is disgustingly entitled and the exact reason LGBTQ+ acceptance is failing. Absolutely disgraceful way to treat a disabled, 90 year old volunteer. Get Fran back and get Kali out!!!

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

@SouthernRailUK The 8:06 Southern Network from Streatham Common. Thank you.

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

Always delays & disruptions every day from @SouthernRailUK but today was horrendous. Peak time 8:06 delayed and only 3 carriages. Pregnant women & old people unable to sit, packed in like sardines. Health & safety issues and not a service worth paying for. SR need to do better!

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

She'll always just be Rachel Hicks to me but @JoFroggatt in Liar is amazing! Guess I'm a fan now.

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

@LondonOcd I'd love to attend please!

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

@EmmaBunton @JadeJonesDMG

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[jacob. @hochako_uraraka]

no one:
RuPaul: @CrystalMethyd has this El DeBarge mullet

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

I love lady gaga

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

@EmmaBunton You're welcome, Emma 😘😘

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

There is only so many times I can reorganise my sock drawer.

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

Corona corona (to the tune of shakira shakira)

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

I just can't do this social isolation gig.

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

Take. This. Seriously. Please.

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

Can we please stop moaning about certain markets falling cos of corona. It doesn't fucking matter. People are dying.

[jem🧚🏾 @_jem1ma]

In London, you only say excuse me once. If you don't move, whatever happens next is between you and your God

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

@miz_cracker .... Cracker

[Dan Eitan @DanEitan]

@miz_cracker one woman show was amazing. But when she opened up with the Hatikvah I lost my shit. 😭😭