Dan Evans

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

Tonight’s lightning over northern Youngsville facing toward Franklinton. @NWSRaleigh @RaleighWx @wral

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

*finishes taxes*

Me: Okay, I owe $2,300.

IRS: Do you?

Me: Do I?

IRS: You’ll find out!

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

@Flighty Such a great update, thanks for the new features!

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

@elonmusk Makes stop and go traffic more bearable!

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

@StuDoesAmerica @glennbeck - More-On Trivia
- @PatUnleashed needs to be there for the final episode
- Reveal of who the TV monitor person was

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Trump Delivers an Address to the Nation https://t.co/MFdbVqP2Ty

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

@mattvanswol @RoyCooperNC Co-sign.

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

This is epic!

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS does a little on-air play-by-play during the @Commanders-@Lions game 🤣

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

@RobinhoodApp Even better: Robinhood on a native iPad app instead of an emulated windowed iPhone app running on an iPad.

[TPUSA Faith @tpusafaith]

Jesus can change your life.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

I've had to keep quiet about this all week

And now it's finally official

The TPUSA All American Halftime Show is happening

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

@StephenLan85279 @dom_lucre “That’s trueeee”

[Liv Boeree @Liv_Boeree]

What is this new trend of flying with the window shades down on DAYTIME flights? You’ve got sweeping views of the most intricate planet known to man and you’d rather sit in a dimly LED-lit tube?!

No wonder people are depressed & dysregulated.

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

@DC4KLinda …headed to Chick-fil-A to get dinner? 👀

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

A cheeseburger from 5 Guys is the same exact price as a 2023 Dodge Challenger

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

.@slcairport did not have to go this hard on the interior design, but they did and I’m here for it.

[Dan Evans @DanEvansUS]

@mhenslee