Daniel P. Flores

IRL bard. Sometimes I cook things or make music

[Daniel P. Flores @DanFloresIsReal]

Nothing says super cool like telling the bartender that you're only there for a few drinks before meeting friends to play Dungeons & Dragons

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@PATHTrain Thank you for your very quick replies last night.

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@PATHTrain Is the Christopher St station working?

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@PATHTrain @NYP Is the 33rd St train going into Jersey?

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@FedExHelp claimed they delivered my package even when I have a photo of your mail area proving that they delivered your package to the wrong address. The mailboxes are clearly in a different order. Even with the photos Fedex closed my case number.

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After talking with my cab driver, I miss my friends back there, but New York is greater than NorCal

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It's one of those little things in life, but I'm happy that ESPN does an ESPN 8 once in a while and calls it "The Ocho" #dodgeball

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With the strikes prolonging, are we gonna be stuck with even more reality TV?

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Everyone on Discovery Channel Shark Week:
This is such a beautiful creature...I'mma stab it with a tracker now.

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I love my friends

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Watching NBA summer league is pretty much 40 minutes of seeing people miss 3-pointers

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Anytime I hear anything from that EDM-period, in this case "Titanium," it reminds me of, just a great and fun time of my life

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@daze2o1 Come to my place, I have been meaning to use my noodles

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@koa_31 ...you...exceeded...your...rate...limit?

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@6IXdisciple @fleecole

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As someone who claims to like old(Golden Age Hollywood) movies, I don't know Paul Newman movies; pasta sauces-yes, but movies-no.

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I just had the thought, "There are some stone-cold foxes in here." Followed by "Oh right, #thisiswhyimsingle"

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My new goal in life is to entice a cat to live with me

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I just had an interesting thought: soon millennials will be our doctors

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My coworker and I, who are self-proclaimed assholes:
Coworker: Yes, I may be an asshole, but I'm also sensitive
Me: Assholes can be sensitive
Coworker: Yeah! assholes ca-wait...
#HappyPride y'all

[Daniel P. Flores @DanFloresIsReal]

I have so many conversations in my head that I am honestly surprised when I have one IRL.