Dan Footman

I’m like Tarantino because I prefer feet to centimetres

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

I know nobody is really going to see this but I’ll say it anyway:

you need to be feetmaxxing

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

notice how no one’s saying anything about feet stuff #safe

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

Presumably we don’t need to reflect on footjobs too, right?

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

Since anal and blowjobs are cancelled, can we redirect to footjobs instead?

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

Pilates gf 🤝 bf with a foot fetish iykyk

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

@Tweety_Feet @Ninadrama @danawhite @wikifeet The camera guy had one job 🤦‍♂️

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

@myposedtoes Super Sole Day or Feb Foot Day?

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

feet

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

@dakotafade probably but not a baddie like you

[Tinsley @MistressTinsley]

You'll get all the feet you've ever wanted in 2026 if you RT this post🙈

[Goddess Evelyn / findom @Its_evee2]

Every foot boy needs a freaky gf with a foot fetish

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

Pretty feet are important

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

@PageSix I’m sorry but I could’ve done without seeing this

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

Their GPUs are going to melt 🤣

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: ChatGPT will soon allow verified adults to engage in erotic conversations, per TC

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

@ChelseaHarperx What did Adelyn say this time?

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

@ArabellaBlairXo Yes

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Hooters but for feet

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

@PMargot647474 Flawless feet of a truly divine goddess 🤍

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

@ElouiseElliott4 It’s a recession indicator

[Dan Footman @DanFootman]

Women with pretty feet deserve the world