Dan Ford

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@ZackPolanski So is the gap between your teeth. Meth’s a fucker isn’t it?

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@lukejcr Muslim vote, who rounds up all the postal voting in their demographic?

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@labourpress You cunts wanted assisted suicide as a vanity project

[Mike Graham 🇬🇧 @Iromg]

Stop the fucking boats

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@BritainisCool Rupert Lowe

[Talking Bottom @talkingbottom]

“I’m Rik f*cking Mayall. Don’t f*ck me about, ask me an interesting f*cking question… if the camera is shaking it’s probably because he’s masturbating.”

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@MothinAli Who typed that for you?

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@YvetteCooperMP How about the illegal migration that circumvents our borders?

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@DMiliband Get it in Westminster and get your brother a dose on his next bacon sandwich

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@SteveReedMP Shameful.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

A huge thank-you to the Sikhs

They are setting an excellent example for the Muslims to follow

This is, for moderate Muslims to speak out against the radical Muslims

We're all waiting...

[Lex @LvL99Bard]

@ZackPolanski Does her £90k a year plus £231K expenses get suspended whilst she is on her jollies?

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@lenalikecrypto @JohnHealey_MP the last 30 years actual assets held across our armed forces have been allowed to rot and decay with effect on readiness is atrocious.

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@lenalikecrypto @JohnHealey_MP Over governance? Smoke and mirrors accountancy for the ever increasing welfare liability? How can what is required be adequately’ring fenced’ against the ever burgeoning requirements elsewhere.
It’s promising that there is movement in respect to defence increase, but when for

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Does anyone drink during the day when you are at work?

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Another Tuesday in Bradford. Milad Panjshiri, 22, an Afghan asylum seeker, walks into a Morrisons with a six-inch knife. He taps it against his leg. Waves it at a female worker. Knocks over the wine shelves and starts stabbing tinned goods. Staff pull the fire alarm and evacuate weeping customers.

His grievance, apparently, is with King Charles.

Police arrive. Panjshiri is arrested. In court his lawyer pleads mental health, and notes that no member of the public was actually attacked, only the cans. The judge calls it "a very troubling offence." Panjshiri declines to attend his own sentencing. He gets 18 months and will be out in nine.

This is the settlement Britain has arrived at. A man the country did not invite brandishes a blade in a Yorkshire supermarket, screams about the King, and walks out with a sentence shorter than a car lease. Staff go back to work. Customers go home and explain to their kids why mum was crying. Panjshiri understood the arrangement best of all, which is why he could not be bothered to show up to court.

[Orla Minihane @orlaminihane]

THEY WERE MURDERED!!!!! They didn’t “Lose their Lives”@Keir_Starmer

[Dan Ford @DanFord1977]

@MikeTappTweets You’re obviously not an economist unless being economic with the truth. "Lies, damned lies, and statistics"